There's a reason I show up at your house after stuffing myself at a buffet instead of going home: my IBS has started protesting, and I'd much rather put your bathroom through its paces than my own. My belly is bulging beneath a long red dress with a thigh-high slit, and I'm still wearing my gold wedge heels when I let myself in and c*ll for you. No answer. Convenient! A fart escapes as I head off to unload before you get back.

When you finally arrive, I practically bubble over with excitement about the buffet. They had everything, so naturally I tried a l*ttle of everything! I pull off my dress, revealing a matching red bra and thong, and settle onto my stool with my swollen tummy on display. As I pat and rub it, farts keep cutting into my enthusiastic chatter. I even have a l*ttle confession: there's a massive sloppy load sitting in your clogged toilet. Apparently making all that room has made me hungry again, which means you've got some cleaning to do before my next visit. Your complaints barely interrupt my good mood.

Then I catch you hiding pizza behind your back. From Party Pizzas, no less! You didn't buy me any because you're scared of what my big butt does after a meal, aren't you? Laughing at your guilty expression, I get up and bend over the desk, giving you a front-row view of the backside responsible for your plumbing problems. I give it a smack for emphasis, then make a grab for your plate. If you won't bring me dinner, I'll happily eat yours. Soon I'm taking huge, noisy bites and talking through mouthfuls about how delicious it is, as though you weren't standing there regretting every decision.

And my belly isn't staying quiet while I eat. I lean to one side and a low, vibrating rumble escapes, only to climb into an absurd l*ttle squeaker that makes me laugh. Another fart rushes out in a hot, airy whoosh. Its putrid aftermath reaches my nose before I've finished boasting, and I fan the air away while teasing you about how much worse the bathroom will smell. I love that you're nervous. The more anxious you look, the more fun I have.

I send you to inspect your toilet while I keep munching on your pizza. Your disgusted reaction is just what I wanted. I gleefully describe the sloppy mess rising above the water and remind you that the next load could dwarf the first. Somehow you return without unclogging it. As my belly gurgles and another sequence of flapping, sputtering bursts works its way out, I can only laugh at your refusal to help yourself. You knew I had IBS when we started dating!

By the time I finish eating, the joke is catching up with me. I'm rubbing my distended belly and warning you that your opportunity is almost gone. I stand, bend toward you for one more long, shifting blast, and grin at the sound. But the final, unexpectedly wet-sounding l*ttle burst changes my expression. That was too juicy. Suddenly I'm clenching my cheeks and hurrying toward the bathroom in my wedges, waving for you to follow. You had your chance. Now you're coming with me!

Audio Restoration Note:

This custom originally s*ffered extensive audio d*mage that made the recording extremely difficult to salvage. I've spent considerable time carefully repairing, restoring, and refining the sound, allowing me to finally release this long-awaited video with substantially improved audio quality.

Bonus Footage:

Stick around after the main video for additional g*s caught during filming, along with a few extra moments!

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RELEASE SCHEDULE:

This Video Is The First Half of a 2-Part Video

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TODAY, I am releasing PART 1, where the content, which is detailed for you above, is focused entirely in the Livingroom.

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Tomorrow, I will release the 2nd part, where the content will be focused entirely in the bathroom and on the toilet.

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Whole Video Note: Due to scheduling conflicts, I am unable to release the whole video immediately after Parts 1 and 2. I will, however, release it as soon as I’m able. The good news is that this will most likely be within a couple days of the Second Part’s release.

As always, I’ll be applying a discount to the whole video as a “Thank You” for your patience!

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Take your pick of Part 1 and Part 2, or the Whole Video.

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