(AUDIO ONLY - headphones highly recommended)

For fans of real life random vacuuming sounds, you are going to LOVE this. Start m*sturbating and get to ready to edge while you wait for the cleaning lady to start vacuuming hard.

Recorded from in front of my hotelroom door with phone stuck between the door (due to lack of better location - the whole hallway is bare, no-where to hide a phone).

Except for last 10 minutes, this is c*mpletely random vacuuming by the hotel cleaning lady with the small compact Karcher Pro 12/1 in the picture

It is bagged type with 700W power and only 60dBA sound level!! So yes that is in the category extremely quiet vacuum cleaners. Yet when the pipe is blocked you will clearly hear it ?. The first fragment I missed a part of the hard vacuuming. The hotel rooms are so well isolated with the door closed and this vacuum is so quiet that it virtually cannot be heard with the door closed if the vacuum is more then 5 meters away. So I started recording probably minutes after the vacuum started cuz I only heard it when she was sucking the corners of the wall and there was that loud hissing sound... so I rushed to the door and opened it so I could catch the last bit of vacuuming in the corners. I thought for sure that after this bit of loud sucking that would be it. But boy, how was I wrong...there was plenty of hard sucking with the pipe to come. This clip is recorded over the whole afternoon so sometimes there where breaks of 20-30 minutes no vacuuming, and when they started vacuuming again....I would miss the start. And of course, how else, some of the hardest vacuuming with only the pipe was just after start of vacuum cleaner. Despite It being a quiet vacuum cleaner, even when the floor nozzle sucks itself stuck on the hard floor and carpet....it makes such a great humming sound.

At about 19th minute I lay on my bed m*sturbating having anf *rgasm.

Since for the first time the maid was vacuuming the rooms so good and thorough for first in 8 weeks I am here, I decided to lay a 'vacuuming trap'. I would make my room extra dirty especially in the corners of wall, bathroom, the armchair I covered in crumbs, as well as on carpets and corners of floor so she would have to vacuum all this very hard like she did in the other rooms, so I could record the sound. But it c*mpletely failed...it seems she sturdily refused to give my room the same vacuum treatment as the other rooms and only vacuumed very briefly with the pipe alone. She did not even once sucked the armchair ? she instead wiped it off with a cloth.this vacuuming you hear as the loudest part of course but no real hard vacuuming.

I was so dissapointed...when the cleaning ladies left I waited almost an hour, they did not returned so I figured they where finished cleaning rooms on this floor.

So I decided to take matters in own hands and vacuum my room again, myself. Put the recorder somewhat further away near the door of the storage room of the cleaning ladies and start vacuuming. In total 10 minutes, which I was thinking I could make without the maid returning.....how was I wrong...I could not hear it due to the vacuum noise, but the last 4 minutes of vacuuming they entered the cleaning storage room and took their stuff to clean a room a bit further. What must they have thought when they entered their storage room...wanting to take the vacuum and it was not there. Oh and by the way they hear all this very loud vacuum noises come from inside the room very clearly audible because I had the door wide open. It gets worse, because I was so horny and because from on the bed you could anyway not see me lying on the bed from the hallway even with the door open....i got so horny I decided to take a chance and prayed that for the next 1 or 2 minutes the cleaning lady hopefully would not bust in my room to check who is hsing the vacuum.

You can clearly hear at the very end of the audio fragment at about 50:05 that i am panting heavy and fast as I have a second *rgasm of the day with the strong suction of this vacuum. I never thought You woud hear my orgasmic heavy breathing / panting at that distance. The recorder was more then 2 rooms away in the hallway and it picked it up....meaning in real life it must have been quite clearly audible. I can only hope the cleaning ladies at the far end of the corridor did nog hear it. My luck was maybe that seem to be talking so maybe did not hear it. This time there was not super much sp*rm inside and it was thin clear sp*rm from a 2nd *rgasm...spread out thin ibside the pipe. So since I could be caught any moment I did not push my luck and let that l*ttle bit of thin-spread runny sp*rm inside and quickly returned the vacuum to the storage room whilst they where making the bed in another room....so they would not know who it was vacuuming.

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