The first thing to point out is the length of this clip. This may be a record! For those who are fans of the d*ce game, you're aware of the rules and that all six numbers need to be rolled at least once for the game to end. Well, this time around that final number just would not show up!

What does that mean? It means Princess Alex and I just keep sitting and sitting and sitting. A six gets rolled multiple times? Oh too bad hold your breath because that's another two minutes under *ss. We didn't even really cheat!

Although it doesn't happen every time I play this game, on one of the long sits (about 20 minutes into the clip) I feel extremely gassy and towards the end of the sit I release an audible very nasty fart into his face. So bad that I wipe his face off before Alex sits on him next just to make sure. And to think even after this moment he's got another 30 minutes of being sm*thered left!

At one point far before the clip is over I do all the math on all the tallies We've made to document each sit, and determine at that point he's already spent 19 full minutes being facesat. I'm not even sure of the final number but he ends up absolutely exhausted. Not a bit of sympathy on either of our faces!