I want you to GET WORSE.

Make everything f*cking WORSE.

I want to see you well and truly F*CK YOURSELF UP for p*rn.

No matter how bad you think you’re spiraling, you can spiral harder.

You’re never out of control enough. Your d*ck is never broken enough. No matter how addicted you are to p*rn and gooning, it’s never enough.

Sink deeper. Binge harder. Pump more.

Make yourself worse than ever, watch your life crumble and enjoy every minute of it. Make it so you can NEVER go back.

You need this, Gooner. Buy it, then ruin yourself.

26:T591,

You’re already f*cked.

C*mpletely and utterly f*cked.

Your life is spinning out of control. Your p*rn addiction has taken over. Your d*ck has stopped working. You’re ruining your life for gooning.

But that’s not enough for Goddess Holly. Just like there could never be enough hours for you, to watch p*rn and goon.

So I’m going to give you one simple instruction, in two simple words. Straight forward and easy to understand for your dumb gooner brain to take in.

Because I know exactly what you’re doing right now.

Already deep in another goonathon. Already too weak to stop.

So we have to make it easy for you.