I am your Maternal Figure. Your girlfriend has confided in me that you're having s*xual problems in your relationship, and that problem is that when you have s*x, you c*m in two minutes or less, leaving her very unhappy and unsatisfied.

So, I c*ll you over for a chat.

We have always had a close relationship so this is not uncomfortable for you, not yet anyway. I explain to you that right around the time she is starting to just relax and get into the act, you c*m, then roll over and she is left quite frustrated. Obviously she can't pull out her vibrator and finish herself off right in front of you, that would be very rude. This is why she came to me hoping I could help.

I can definitely help.

This turns into a personal analysis and reflection session. I am very aware that you struggle with RAGE issues and that you are a very selfish man. I know you, and I know why you bust your nut in two minutes or less. It's because you have to be turned on and stimulated to want to actually f*ck, but sticking your d*ck inside a hot p*ssy feels good and you're not interested in pleasing her, you are only thinking about your d*ck, so you c*m.

Now you find that your girlfriend doesn't want to f*ck you anymore. Why would she?! It takes her longer to take her clothes off and put them back on than you actually f*ck her. The turn on, just to be left with complete disappointment. F*cking you is a huge w*ste of time!

But I know what turns you on. I do.

The only woman that you've actually been truly turned on by and wanted to put in work on is the one who's body you grew inside for nine months. Such a sick l*ttle f*ck you are! So angry over the fact you can't f*ck your own maternal figure that you refuse to even TRY to please your girlfriend.

I'm here to help you work out some of those RAGE issues.

You're going to stroke that c*ck to my *ss, my pantyhose, and my tits. You're going to stroke to all the things you wish you could do to your maternal figure. You're going to process your l*ttle angry incel issues and then you will c*m, when I say so.

Maybe after you've j*rked off to your own maternal figure you can be worth more than two minutes to anyone and stop bl*wing your load so damn fast.

Premature RAGE