Why New Sl*ves Suck So we hold "new sl*ve tryouts" here at Mean Girl Manor fairly regularly. The problem is, new sl*ves almost ALWAYS suck. They make all these "promises", ask like a million questions, and then IF they show up...they take like 1 kick in the b*lls and quit. It is like a total w*ste of My time. That is why we have such a stringent "sl*ve application process" to even get a tryout to serve Us.

You need to join Our American Mean Girls members site, fill out the sl*ve application form, send a picture of your ID, send a deposit to prove you're serious, send proof of travel, yadda yadda yadda... You also need to be USEFUL to Us in some way! Like, will you take as much P*IN as we want to dish out to you? Can you at least film without some st*pid mask on?? Or do you think you will just kneel there like a log while we spit onto your st*pid mask?? (Like seriously, how the F do some of you think that makes for a good video???)

But to be honest, even after all THAT process and screening, most of them still suck! THIS is one such "sl*ve". It did all of the above- although it "wasn't sure" how much p*in it could take, and was "hesitant" about going without a mask. (Ugh...SO annoying!!) But it did everything I demanded and was a paying member of American Mean Girls, so...I decided to give it a chance to grovel at Our feet, and serve Us by s*ffering at Our feet. I knew things were going to be bad when it ANNOYED Me by texting me constantly and asking like a million questions as it drove in from another state the night before its tryout... And sure enough, I was right.

I had Princess Skylar with me (looking hot AF btw!) to help me beat this loser and test its limits, as it insisted on keeping its st*pid mask on. (Again, for like the millionth time- we do NOT need more "masked foot sl*ves" and we cannot "humiliate" you with a st*pid MASK on!! If you want to wear a mask in Our videos, you will need to take P*IN P*IN P*IN!!!) So this is the complete video of Us "welcoming" this pathetic new loser to Mean Girl Manor, taking it up to Our Mean Girl Throne Room, interviewing it, mocking it to its face, and putting it through its tryout. WATCH THE VIDEO TO SEE A REAL-LIFE SL*VE TRYOUT WITH THE AMERICAN MEAN GIRLS.

Spoiler Alert- it does not do well and ends up getting kicked out of MGM. Think you can do better? Go join American Mean Girls members site and fill out the Sl*ve Application, loser. We'll see.

- Princess Amber

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