Starring Ariel Anderssen as Paula Pinkerton P.I.

Good heavens! Some dastardly cad has made off with the champion racehorse "Slippery N*pple", winner of the recent Queen Henry Cup but fear not, that fine filly Paula Pinkerton - the poshest private investigator this side of the cricket pavilion - is on the case and chasing up a tip-off that could lead her to the culprits!!!

It's an odds on bet that the Earl of Buttplug, Lord Terry, is somehow involved and so our dashing detective trots on over to his country pile at the gallop, intending to interrogate the foul fiend and make him divulge where Slippery N*pple has been stashed away...

The going is good-to-tricky however as the devilish duke is onto poor Paula and her line of investigation quickly becomes a non-runner...

Our persistent P.I. is brought down having fallen at the first hurdle and it soon becomes apparent that the unfortunate heroine is clearly off the bridle when it comes to finding the missing racehorse!

It's under starter's orders for some tight b*ndage as Paula awakens to find herself mercilessly bound in cruel zip ties that squeeze into her helpless body.

But Paula doesn't give up that easily and so begins a desperate race for freedom as she struggles gamely in her oh so tight bonds. Groaning into the tight vet wrap gag that muffles her cries for help, the blonde beauty continues to roll about and actually manages to loosen one of the tight straps only to fail on budging any of the others.

With her leather gloved wrists, crossed and lashed together behind her back, poor Paula is unable to do much of anything but feebly flop about, looking in desperation down at her lovely jodhpur encased legs - her knee-high bl*ck riding boots fused together with more of those dastardly ties!

It certainly looks like a steward's enquiry might be called on this race as the fiendish Lord Terry returns and decides to Paula Pinkerton further by placing the dishevelled detective into a cruel zip tied hogtie! The cad!!!

We all love an outsider but all bets are off as Paula's chances of escape are practically zero. All she can do is roll helplessly around on the floor of Lord Terry's study wondering what foul and depraved plans he has in store for her future?!?

It sure looks like this race will be abandoned as Paula Pinkerton P.I. nervously awaits the result of the photo finish that will ultimately decide if she ever makes it past the post...

Stay tuned for the next race involving Paula Pinkerton P.I. as our story "wraps up" in part two...

Posh PI Falls at the First