Miss Tiffany

What sounds better, staying at home and watching p*rn or going out with some friends and having boring conversations? The answer is obvious, you would much rather be at home j*rking off than out trying to be all normal. P*rn addicts like you, you don’t need friends. In fact, I think they’re stopping you from enjoying your life. I think it’s time to let them go.

Think about all the times you made these plans with your friends when you know deep in your heart, that you would rather stay at home and j*rk. How many times have you gone out and not really had fun because all you could think about was when you got back home and got to j*rk in front of your computer? That rush feels so much better than a boring night out with friends. They’re just in the way. Without these friends in your life, you’re going to be able to spend more time doing exactly what you want to do. And that is sitting in front of your computer, j*rking off to p*rn, and feeding your addiction.

I mean look how much fun you’re having now j*rking off to this clip. It would suck if you had to leave to go out with your friends. You don’t want to do that. Doesn’t this beat having one of your friends rambling on about some story that you don’t even care about? We both know it does. You have more fun j*rking that c*ck all day and night without being interrupted. This is where you belong. No more boring plans with your friends. Stop w*sting time with them. Just stay at home and j*rk yourself into mindless bliss.

If they were really your friends, they’d want you to be happy. And I know what makes you happy, don’t I? I know you’re enjoying every single aspect of this clip. You feel that it’s speaking directly to you. That my words make complete sense. You see you are indeed a p*rn addict. So here’s what I want you to do. I want you to clear out your entire f*cking week just to j*rk to p*rn. Whatever plans you had, cancel them. I want you stroking and stroking to p*rn, actually enjoying yourself. These other distractions are taking so much time away from what you’d rather be doing. You know that when you go out, all you’re thinking about is going home and j*rking. You know that’s true.

I want you to choose p*rn over your friends. I want you to choose to feed your addiction over any plans you may have had. I want you to start deleting your friends phone numbers. Get off of social media. Get rid of the distractions. You should only be worrying about j*rking off to p*rn, your one true passion. Your only hobby. This is where you belong. Just stay at home and goon your life away. Day after day, night after night, all alone, feeding your addiction and j*rking to p*rn. Doesn’t that sound like fun? P*rn addicts like you deserve to be alone j*rking off and not trying to fit into some st*pid boring vanilla life that isn’t fulfilling. P*rn will be the only friend that you need.

P*rn Addicts Don't Need Friends (iphone)