You are already a d*aper b*tch but now I am moving you to 24/7 diapers. I want you in them all the time, nonstop. I want you publicly humiliated by wearing your d*aper sticking out the top of your pants like a thong. I want you wearing really thick ones to the store so it makes noise when you walk. Now I KNOW you cannot go a lot of places right now because of the Coronavirus. THAT is what makes my l*ttle plan for you so GENIUS! So listen up to what I am about to say.

When I said 24/7 diapers I meant FOREVER, all day every day in diapers. For now you can only really wear them to stores and at home, etc. So when we finally " flatten the curve " and people can return to so-called normal life, you will STILL be wearing diapers. This means also when you go back to work and to friends' houses and so on. You will STILL be wearing diapers THERE too. All day, every day. Every f*cking place you go, b*tch. You knew that part. Well I am about to BL*W YOUR LOSER MIND. I am giving you the PERFECT excuse to say to people when your dumb, loudass diapers catch their attention!

You are going to tell them you are the 2-4% of Covid-19 victims who permanently lost bladder control as a side effect of catching coronavirus. So now you must wear diapers all the time. you tell them that having Covid-19 gave you permanent bladder d*mage. You tell them it is a rare side effect but it happened to you.

YES, I totally made that statistic up. Yes, I made that side effect up. None of that is real. But it sure sounds good, doesn't it? Yes, it does. And YES, I am evil. YES, I want to see you publicly humiliated SO BAD that I generated the perfect excuse to wear diapers the rest of your life. NO ONE is going to question it, they will act like they feel sorry for you then go home and laugh at you. Some might even laugh in your face. But that is not the point. The point is, YOU wear diapers now and forever so I made up a cover story for you.

Now there is NO excuse for not wearing diapers 24/7. The great thing is, you can practice wearing them 24/7 now, while you are in lockdowns for the coronavirus. Self imposed quarantine is when you BEGIN. Then you do it for the rest of your life. When people ask about WHY you wear diapers all the time, you give them this sob story I made up. It is f*cking evil. I am evil. You're welcome, d*aper dork.

I am the BFF you d*aper losers never knew you needed. And here I am delivering the PERFECT excuse for you. See what a good friend I am? So now you actually have NO excuse not to move to diapers full time. And YES, that is an order.

Totally evil yet hilarious concept. Verbal humiliation plus d*aper humiliation plus an ORDER to always wear diapers out in public and leave them sticking over the tops of your pants like a thong. Welcome to your new life, d*aper dork.

You need this.

24-7 Diapers : Blame Coronavirus!