Princess Meggerz

You're a hand humper, a chronic masturbator. You don't get p*ssy, you're too pathetic. Your l*ttle d*ck is just that, if the opportunity of p*ssy were ever presented to you. It would shrivel up because you know better. You know you're too pathetic and you don't deserve to f*ck p*ssy. All you want to do for the rest of your life is to j*rk yourself off. Give in. Admit it. You're a hand humper for life. It's all you want. You prefer to f*ck your hand, it feels better f*cking your hand because you're a pathetic loser who prefers the company of his own hand and a collection of humiliation p*rn, than p*ssy.

You'd rather be teased and mocked and denied for the rest of your entire life. No more p*ssy for you. Denounce it now. Say it out loud, 'no more p*ssy for me'. Good because you don't deserve p*ssy. Say it, say, 'I don't deserve p*ssy'. It's just you and your hand, f*cking away while b*tches like me rub it in your pathetic f*cking face. Come to terms with who you truly are.

Stroke it with me as I mock you. F*ck your hand for me loser. Stare up at me and f*ck your hand. Now stop. I don't want you to c*m too fast. Humping your hand for two minutes isn't *dging idiot. Now start back up again. I'm encouraging you to stroke, most women would just point and laugh. Here I am taking pity on the f*cking loser, encouraging you to do your favorite thing in the world. Do you want to f*ck that hand and c*m for me? Stop. Hands off my c*ck. I own it. And at least me owning it means a woman will have something to do with your pathetic c*ck.

Stroke again. Do you see how st*pid I look when I mock you? That's how you look loser. Have you ever seen yourself humping your hand? Do you know how many idiots I've watched j*rking off and making st*pid faces? Do you think that's hot? No! It just further solidifies the fact that no woman wants to stare into that face and f*ck you. Tell me you'll never attempt to get p*ssy again. Say it while you j*rk and moan like a moron. If you want to c*m for me you have to promise me that you're never going to f*ck a p*ssy again. I hope you feel horrible about yourself, you're pathetic and disgusting and no woman wants a man like you.

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