I'm just checking in with My favorite p*nis-poseur! I wanted to see how you're doing with that bargain-bin d*ck since I dumped your *ss.

Are you still disappointing your girlfriends?

I thought I'd tell you what I'm up to. Just like last time I checked in with you, I'm f*cking WAY better now. While I was with you, I couldn't even remember what good s*x felt like! Is that how you keep girls?

Remember when you would fall out all the time? And how the slightest breeze would make you weetie, it's because you're also impotent!

I feel sorry for any girl who ends up in your l*ttle trap. How long does she have to try to sm*sh your l*ttle hobbit d*ck between her legs until something comes out? Maybe that's why they have tinder accounts behind your back!

But back to ME. My Man's d*ck, I swear to g*d...it's equal to 3 of yours, and it's gorgeous. It's one thing to have a miniature c*ck, but it's another horror to have a d*ck that looks like it was made of play-doh rolled in cat hair.

When He grabs My *ss, and thrusts His c*ck DEEP inside of Me.... you know, the cervix. you've never been there.

See, all you're good for is money. That's the only reason a female stays with you. The smart ones drain you dry and kick you to the curb, motherfucker.

Oh, I'm actually having k*nky s*x now! It's so fun to explore raunchy power dynamics in the bedroom , especially after being with someone for whom sideways missionary was an adventure.

I understand why you can't get Me out of your mind, but get a life, dude. Maybe get a p*nis enlargement while you're at it.

This video is a glorious verbal thrashing of DiAvola proportions with some juicy graphic cuckolding. It is possible to laugh a l*ttle while you're sobbing, you'll find out! Be reminded of why you adore Me and why you fear Me, too. I rip your d*ck to shreds, crushing your ego until it's miniscule.......like your d*ck. If you dream of your ex girlfriend ripping your heart out, spitting on it, and stomping all over it, this video is for YOU, you f*cking MISTAKE!

See the first F*cking Better Now (and marvel at how far I've come) HERE :

F*cking Better Now 2 - STANDARD DEF