So I wanna talk a bit about squirting.

Female ejaculation has gotten surprisingly l*ttle attention from academia, but the studies have finally started to come in and the consensus seems to be that that the fluid in question originates from the bladder. So does that mean that squirting is “just p*eing”? Does it mean that squirting is, as I’ve heard it described, “thinly-veiled watersports?”

Nope. At least, not always. Sometimes, sure, especially in most p*rn. I’ve seen “squirting” where the girl was clearly just cutting loose and p*ssing all over everything. But there’s another kind of squirting that’s a lot more genuine. When a woman has a good *rgasm, she experiences muscle spasms in her thighs and abdomen. (I trust you’re all familiar with the phenomenon. If not, satisfy your woman for crying out loud.) If it’s an especially good *rgasm, these spasms can a l*ttle liquid to spurt out. The quantity is a lot less than it is in p*rno-squirts It’s c*mpletely involuntary, and the girl may not even realize she’s done it until she sees the mess she’s made.It can be mortifying..

Hold that thought for a bit. Fair warning: below be spoilers.

This is the Geneva’s fourth game, and she has had one hell of a day for someone who was a video v*rgin when it started. She lost her first game , and her naked, oil-covered body was revealed to the world. Then she lost her second game and got her p*ssy sucked by Dylan. Then she managed not to lose her third game , but the game itself had Dylan and Sassy working to try to her to c*m..

At leased she’s been spared the ultimate indignity of losing control and being to *rgasm. But she’s feeling the effects of all the attention her body’s been getting, and she’s ready to pop. And the forfeit for this game would very likely push her over the edge.

The game lasts a l*ttle over 13 minites, and if you haven’t guessed by now, Geneva loses. Sassy ends up naked and Dylan has only her panties.

The winners get to play with the loser’s body using a Domi. That’s a mini wand massager, contollable via Bluetooth using am app. (It’s made by a company called Lovense, who makes other Bluetooth s*x toys I’ve used in other episodes. I like their stuff, even though they’re not paying me to say that, not even in free vibrators.) The winners get to rub the Domi all over the loser and control the vibrations. Geneva mentally prepares to resist a humiliating *rgasm, but she can tell from the beginning that it’s not going to be easy. Dylan starts by teasing her nipples, then moves to her p*ssy while Sassy gradually increases the intensity. Soon, Geneva is squirming and trying to get away, until Sassy throws a leg over hers, them legs apart and leaving her p*ssy exposed and vulnerable. Despite her efforts, Geneva is getting close and Dylan knows it. The winners work together, Dylan controlling the power while Sassy controls the p*ssy.

We all know that the longer an orgasn is resisted, the harder it h*ts when it finally does. And Geneva resists. A wave is rising inside her that threatens to overwhelm her defenses but she manages to push it back before it carries her over the edge but there’s an even bigger one coming right behind it and there’s no way she’ll be able to resist but she tries anyway and here it comes and she’s fighting it and fighting it and... sploosh!

“Oh my G*d!” yells Dylan as Geneva’s p*ssy soaks the cushion she’s sitting on. “You’re welcome, everybody!” she crows to the camera, very pleased with herself. Geneva looks down, stunned. This was the first time in her life she’d ever squirted, and she didn’t even know that she could do it. The most shattering *rgasm she’s ever had is now immortalized on film for all to see. You’re welcome, indeed. Enjoy!

I didn’t even know that this was Geneva’s first squirt until I overheard her tell Dylan in the changing room. I immediately had them come back out and told Geneva to tell the camera what she’d just told Dylan. For some reason, she said that it was her first time squirting on camera , which is technically true but incomplete. I think she got nervous and mixed “first time naked on camera” with “first time squirting.”. Dylan corrected her.

I do have to say that the game itself has seirous technical flaws, mostly because I’m an idiot and decided to spin the spinner and c*ll the shots myself. Turns out I’m not good at it. I sound like a dork, and I say “um” a lot. And my eyesight is pretty bad so I couldn’t really tell what was going on. Sorry about that. Next time better.

After we were done, we decided to turn the cushion over to hide the mess. But when we did, we found a nearly-identical stain on the other side. I guess we weren’t the first to have that idea.

This is the STANDARD version, presented in widescreen 640x360. The high-def version is available for a buck more

Episode 606

Strip Bender with Dylan, Geneva, and Sassy