Princess Kelly Sunshine

Have you ever paid a small p*nis tax? You know the kind where the smaller it is the bigger the tax. I’m sure you have, you know if you have a small p*nis you need to pay. But even if you have an average d*ck or even a big d*ck, you’re still a loser, and you’re still going to pay. Big d*ck or l*ttle d*ck, if you’re here watching this video, you’re pathetic. And you need to pay for that. But the smaller your d*ck the more you’re going to pay, the more you’ll feel the need to pay as compensation, as you know your wallet is the only thing you have to offer. And the smaller it is, the less you have to offer a woman sexually, the more you need to compensate her financially.

You have to pay a l*ttle d*ck tax. You know you do. And those of you with really itty bitty ones, well it’s going to get expensive. Do you understand that loser? I know you do. You understand that you need to pay your tiny p*nis tax. You understand that no woman wants that c*ck, but you still want our attention. So you pay for it. You beg to pay for it. And that makes your l*ttle p*nis even harder now, doesn’t it? If you can’t please with your c*ck, you have to please with your wallet. It’s that simple. You need to be of some use.

Just look at that itty bitty thing so hard between your legs. What use is that to a woman? It’s of no use loser, no woman wants to f*ck a l*ttle d*ck. Woman want big c*cks. You know that and you also know that’s something you’ll never be able to give a woman. That’s why you don’t even try to f*ck any more. You just tug away at the l*ttle p*nis every chance you get while you open up your wallet to apologize for being so small and pathetic.

And do you know what the saddest part of having a l*ttle p*nis is? You can’t do anything about it. And you know that no woman will w*ste her time with a man with a l*ttle d*ck. These are just facts loser. But you can make up for it with your f*cking wallet. That’s the only way that you have to redeem yourself. If you even want a hot girls attention, you have to pay for it.

And when you pay, you need to make it worthwhile. Your twenty dollar tributes, that’s like a one inch c*ck, no woman wants either. We want either a big c*ck or a big spending loser. Just like the bigger your c*ck the more desirable you are, the bigger your wallet the more we’ll pay attention to you and your l*ttle p*nis. The only thing I want is your f*cking money. Get it through that st*pid brain of yours. You’re going to pay or I’m going to ignore you and your l*ttle p*nis that no one cares about.

The Smaller Your P*nis, The More You Need To Pay (iphone)