Princess Kaelin

You losers are so annoying, the way you try to talk to me without paying me first. The way some of you think you have a chance with me. Youd never get the f*cking time of day from me. Youre annoying and pathetic. You losers need to learn your place which is on your knees in front of me, but unfortunately its not socially acceptable for me to humiliate you in public. So lucky for you I get to take it all out on you fuckers, I take it out on you for all the other losers I meet in real life who annoy me. And you eat it up.

But out of all the annoyances, the thing I hate the most, the one inadequacy I dont find acceptable in a m*le is a teeny, tiny d*ck. I f*cking hate tiny d*cks. I wish that anyone who has a tiny d*ck would have to wear a sign on their forehead that says, I have a tiny d*ck, dont w*ste your time. Or you should have to dress like a girl so no one can confuse you for a man. If you have a teeny tiny l*ttle b*by d*ck, youre not a man. You might as well be a f*cking girl.

Men in general have few redeeming qualities except those with big d*cks. Ill admit it, I like getting f*cked, every girl likes to get f*cked with a big hard d*ck, we crave it, its in our nature. So when a man has a tiny d*ck, I automatically hate him. And theres nothing that can be done to change that. It doesnt matter how rich or how charming you might be, there is absolutely nothing you can do to save yourself, if youve got a tiny d*ck, its f*cking over. Your d*ck is useless, youre never going to make a girl c*m with it.

No girl is going to want to f*ck that l*ttle d*ck. She might not tell you to your face but shell never come back for it. And shell tell all of her girlfriends about your tiny l*ttle secret. I dated a hot guy once and when I finally decided to f*ck him, I saw he had the tiniest p*nis. Do you know what I did? I got up and left and never spoke to him again, And not only did I never talk to him, but I told all my friends. Do you know why I did that? Do you know why I ruined his life on purpose? Its because I f*cking hate tiny d*cks, I hate them! And theyre never ever going to be acceptable. That guy my f*cking time.

Youre a w*ste of time. The only purpose a b*by d*ck serves is to make me laugh and so I can use and tiny d*ck losers. Other than that theyre useless. And if youre one of those b*by d*ck losers, then I f*cking hate you too. Its so easy to hate someone so useless.

I F*cking Hate Tiny D*cks (iPhone)

I Fcking Hate Tiny Dcks (iPhone)