It's a three player contest, girl vs. girl vs. boy. We came up with this forfeit while wracking our brains for new wet-and-messy ideas, and it's a doozy: the loser is tarred and feathered. We didn't use literal hot tar and feathers (our lawyers advised very strongly against that) so thick blackstrap molasses stands in for the tar and c*tton b*lls take the place of feathers. It worked very well, I think.

The game is Strip Frenzy, using our magic robot Marvin. The loser of each round must stand up, remove an article of clothing of the winner's choice, and twirl. To recap the rules: the players have to mash buttons as quickly as they can to push the other player out. They played king-of-the-hill style, with the defeated player stripping and the victorious player staying to face the next opponent. One player ( Trinity, living up to the stereotype of the Asian gamer girl. She's also a great winner, doing adorable excited victory dances ) was very good at this, g*d-like good. They won so consistently and so quickly that the opponents demanded that they switch sides. They did. It didn't change the outcome at all. At the end, I had to let the two naked losers play a final game against each other to determine the ultimate loser ( Tom, it turns out ) because if I'd stuck with the first-naked rule, the loser would just be whoever had the bad luck to face the dominant player first. We gave them a rare I beat someone's pants off at LostBets.com T-shirt. Wear it with pride, winner.

After the fun 11-minute game but before the forfeit, Hippo challenged the winner to a match, certain that he could win. He got crushed. Me, I'm just glad that the code I wrote for Marvin was able to keep up with such intense high-speed button mashing.

As previously stated, the molasses and c*tton did a bang-up job. The winners pour molasses right down the loser's buttcrack, and smear it all over them. (Protip: molasses is not lube and should never be used as such.) They then cover the loser with c*tton b*lls (including a cute l*ttle bunny t*il) and make them say that they're a loser. That's what you get for losing at LostBets.com. It ends in the shower, where the loser tries mightily to get clean.

This is the STANDARD version, presented in widescreen 640x360. The high-def version is available for a buck more.

Episode 510

Strip Frenzy with Lela, Tom, and Trinity