I’m running late to our meeting because I can’t shake the feeling that something is stuck in my nose. I c*mpletely lose track of time trying to get it out. When I finally arrive, I apologize and explain what happened. You listen sympathetically and don’t seem bothered at all when I keep absentmindedly sticking my finger in my nose, still trying to reach whatever is causing the irritating sensation deep in my sinuses.

The feeling is driving me crazy, so I ask if you mind if I try sneezing to clear it out. You’re surprisingly relaxed about it and tell me to go right ahead.

The moment I start sneezing, I realize I’ve underestimated how powerful they’re going to be. Each release c*mpletely overwhelming me. I can’t contain them, and spray flies everywhere, including directly onto you. Embarrassed, I apologize, but you seem c*mpletely unbothered.

As the sneezing fit continues, things get messier and messier. That’s when I begin to notice that you’re not just tolerating it, you’re actually enjoying watching me lose control. When I mention my suspicion, you admit your k*nky l*ttle secret. Relieved and excited, I confess that I love sneezing too and how incredibly satisfying it feels. I just hope you don’t mind that my loud sneezes are anything but dainty. You assure me that you like them exactly the way they are.

Happy to have found someone who matches my freak, I continue inducing more wet, messy sneezes. Eventually, my sinuses start to clear, and I can finally feel the blockage loosening. Snot drips from my nostrils, and I invite you closer for a better look. I clear out my nose, dangling the results in your face and teasing you as I explore just how much congestion has been hiding up there. Determined to get c*mpletely cleaned out, I thoroughly pick my nose and finish the job with a tissue.

At last, my nose feels clear and unblocked. With the problem solved, we continue our meeting as if nothing happened, keeping our messy l*ttle secret between us.

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