Part 2:

Wonder Woman heard that you were a total nerd and that you'd rather stay in and whack it to her pictures that have real interaction. She read your social post where you said that you weren't a nerd... but that you had simply a super power to amuse Wonder Woman any where at any time with your stroking skills!

She laughed about it with the rest of the Justice League for a while and then decided to actually meet you on top of the Daily Planet for an interview. She lassoed you and made you admit how pathetically you needed to touch yourself and j*rk it at her feet... Hilarious!

She laughed as you edged yourself and admitted every weak and nerdy thought that came to mind... How badly you needed this and that you could never satisfy a woman in a real relationship. She pointed at your tiny d*ck and agreed that you need this... for the rest of your life... endlessly gooning with your tiny d*ck, LOL

But that's not all... She's been recording you the whole time and intends on showing everyone in Metropolis what a total joke you and your useless d*ck are! What a total loser! LOL

She some how granted you the ability to see her across all space and time... just like you said in your post... Was it the lasso??? Something else??? Who knows but you began to stroke for Wonder Woman across the Multiverse.

No matter how many multiverses you went through... No matter which version of Wonder Woman you met on that roof... You always dropped to your knees and j*rked off at her feet uncontrollably. The footage of you gooning like a total geek was released over multiple universes.

You edged and gooned for hours... seemed like days... weeks.. years as you flickered through so any universes and knelt before so many versions of Wonder Woman.

No one will ever date you... She made you the j*rking joke across multiple universes. And you deserved it because you posted that you could amuse her. Justice has been served, LOL.

Categories: Humiliation, Laughing, Mesmerize, Goon.

Weak And Whackin It For Wonder Woman 2