"Scene one: You're dressed as a wolf (only wolf ears and some make up)) looking as thin as possible. You walk into a kitchen.

"Oh wow. After days of not being able to find any food, I've h*t the jackpot! Look at this! All the food I can handle" You start eating the food. The screen cuts. We come back and there are empty plates, a sign of a binge. You're slightly bloated now. *You now belch and hiccup a lot throughout, getting louder and more frequent as this goes on*.

"Ah, I am *Burp* full." You pat your belly. "I better get out of here before anyone comes home. I... oh, an apple? I'll take this for the road." You take a bite and immediately moan as if this is the best thing ever. "Oh my G*d. I'm so, so hungry!" You start eating more food.

Scene two: We come back, and the table is now empty with empty plates and you're more bloated. You're l*cking your fingers, "*BURP* well, I've cleaned this place out. I better get my fat *ss out of here before anyone comes home." You pause. "F*ck! Someone's here. It's dwarves? Seven tiny, plump, tasty looking dwarves." You l*ck your lips. "I should be stuffed *HIC*, but I think I'm going to have a seven-course meal"

Clear your throat as if you're addressing the dwarves:

"Oh hello *HIC*! No, no, don't be alarmed. Yes, I am a big wolf, but I've just come here to get out of the cold. Where's all your food? I, um (tap your chest to clear indigestion), *BURP* I umm hid it? Yeah, that's right. I hid it. It's um part of a game. I hid it and we'll see who can find the most. Ready, set, go!"

Scene three: You come towards the camera.

"My, my, aren't you a smart looking dwarf?! Doc? Well, Doc, what do you get when you combine a *BURP* hungry wolf with a *hic* tasty dwarf? Give up? "
You lunge toward the camera. We come back and you're fatter. (the belly grew)

Scene four: You come towards the camera.

"Well, aren't you a Happy one? You know what makes *BURP* me happy? Eating!"

You lunge toward the camera. We come back and you're fatter.

"Mm, so *HIC* happy, but I can eat more!"

Scene five: You waddle towards the camera

"Oh, are you Bashful? Don't *BURP* be scared, *HIC* come here, I'll show you a great place to hide. Right in my belly!"

You lunge towards the camera. We come back and you're fatter.

"Ugh, I'm getting pretty *BURP* fat. How many more can I *HIC* eat?"

Scene six: You waddle away but you hear a sneeze, and you turn around.

"Bless you! You know, I *hic* almost missed you down there. Yeah, my belly's gotten a bit bigger, huh? Well, it's about to get even fatter!"

You lunge toward the camera. We come back and you're fatter.

"*BELCH* ugh, I'm so *HIC* heavy. I just can't stop!"

Scene seven: You waddle around.

"Oh, you're just *BURP* taking a nap? Well, this is easy. Down the hatch"

You lunge towards the camera. We come back and you're even fatter. You l*ck your fingers.

"*BURP* oh man. I'm stuffed. I *hic* feel so fat. Just a *BURP* few more."

Scene eight: You waddle on, clearly full.

"Oh *hic* hi I... What did you say? Well, aren't you grumpy! Sure, I'm a l*ttle plumper than I was but that's no way to *BURP* treat a woman. Especially a big, fat, hungry powerful woman. I'm stuffed but I'll *HURP* teach you a lesson."

You lunge at the camera. We come back and you're even fatter.

"*BELCH* oh man. I may pop. One *HIC* more."

Scene nine: You're on the couch. Too fat and full to move.

"Ugh. I'm *BURP* stuffed. I'm so fat. So greedy. I, oh yeah, you! Why aren't you *HURP* running away? Wow, you're a dumb dope huh? Well, might as well finish eating everyone. Ugh, I'm so *BURP* greedy. Come here." You pull the camera into your mouth. We come back and you're even bigger.

"Oh my G*d. I'm stuffed. Look at me! I'm a whale *BURP* ugh. I'm going to nap for months. *BURP*

Scene ten: You wake up, still wildly fat.

"Who *BELCH* are you?" Your eyes widen, "the wicked witch? What do you... *HIC*." You smile. "Oh, you poisoned the apple. You wanted to be eaten by someone named Snow White? Well, bad news Witchy. I ate your *HURP* apple." you l*ck your lips. "And I'm still hungry." You pull the camera into your mouth. You're even rounder. We come back and you belch.

Scene eleven: You're rubbing your huge belly.

"Look at me! I'm a house. I'm *BURP* so fat I can hardly move I, oh, hello." You look at the camera. "You must be Snow White. Where are the dwarves?" You look shocked. "Well, they *BURP* um... went... on a *HIC* trip? Ugh, forget it. I may be *HIC* stuffed and I may *BURP* pop, but I have to eat you!" You pull the camera in.

Scene 12: You're massive. Huge and big. You pick your teeth.

"Well, she *BURP* might have been the fairest in all the land, but she was *HURP* also the tastiest. And I think I might be the *HURP* fattest!" You pause as if your belly is going to explode. You pound your chest and belch. "Ah, much *HIC* better." You notice a paper near you. "An invitation?" you read it "you are *BURP* invited to Ariel's mermaid wedding?" you l*ck your lips, and you pat your belly. "As soon as this gut settles *HIC* down and I can walk... *BELCH* err waddle again, I'm going to go the wedding *BELCH* and I'm going to eat all the sea food this massive gut can fit! BURP!" The end.
Enjoy!

A hungry wolf