Bad husband, I know you're tired of f*cking your wife. You'd rather j*rk your c*ck to Me, and I'm more than happy to oblige. But, I need you to do something for Me. I want you to start faking it. Fake your *rgasms, and make it quick! I want you to pretend you have a premature ejaculation problem with your wife. You know, the kind that makes her roll her eyes in frustration.

You heard me right – fake those *rgasms, and make them convincing. I want you to pretend you have the most embarrassing premature ejaculation problem, all to ensure that your wife never wants to have s*x with you again. Your pathetic l*ttle secret? You'd rather be j*rking off to My divine presence than engaging in the mundane task of f*cking her.

Watch as I revel in the power I hold over you, dictating every stroke, every gasp, and every falsified moan. You'll learn the art of deception as I coach you through the performance of a lifetime, ensuring that your wife is left frustrated and sexually starved, while you, her bad husband, reserve your true s*xual prowess for Me and Me alone.

As you stroke your c*ck to the rhythm of my voice, you'll be consumed by the thrill of this forbidden game. Your wife will be none the wiser, suspecting a dysfunction, while in reality, you're just a devoted gooner, addicted to the high I provide. Your sole mission is to pump for Me, to Me, and because of Me.

Join Me in this wicked adventure where humiliation meets pleasure, and where your wife's s*xual disappointment becomes the ultimate turn-on. Embrace your role as the bad husband and let Me lead you to a world where your only concern is how quickly you can stop f*cking her and start j*rking to Me! Because let's face it, why settle for mediocre s*x with wifey when you can experience the ecstasy of submitting to a goddess like Me?

So, go ahead, bad husband. Fake it for her. Moan, grunt, and "c*m" quickly. Let her think you're just not good in bed. But, we know the truth. You and I will share the filthy secret of your 'premie problem.' And remember, when it comes to choosing between her and the allure of your Goddess, there's no contest – it's always Goddess Gracie Haze or bust.

Fake a Premie Problem for Wifey