How do I say this? So, the guy that just moved in next door to me is a total foot freak!

How do I know? Because this morning, while I was drinking coffee out on my back deck, barefoot, feet propped up on my table, crossed at the ankles, soles in plain view from his yard, he quite plainly told me that my feet are “Insanely sexy!”

I mean, I know I have pretty feet, and the soles of my feet are usually super soft and cute, but who says that to someone they’re just meeting for like, the first time!? As you might imagine, I was kinda speechless, so I said the only thing that came to my mind - Thank you?

But he wasn’t shy about this foot fetish thing at all, and he definitely wasn’t done with it! He casually told me that he’d love to kiss, l*ck and massage my feet, and that he’d be willing to give me $300 right then and there, if I let him come over and do it!!??

I was SO taken back by how “normal” this seemed to be to him, Like he was talking to me about the weather or something? That I actually said... “OK!”

2 minutes later he was handing me $300 over the fence, and 5 minutes after that, I found myself sitting as you see me now - Feet propped up on my kitchen table, crossed at the heels like they had been when I was out back. He seemed to really like this view/position, as if it accentuated how pretty my soles really are? (I guess those l*ttle lines and wrinkles on em are hot to a guy with a foot fetish?) And I do have pretty high arches, something else he seemed to think was sexy...

This was really happening! This random guy was about to kiss, l*ck and rub my feet for money! I had no idea what to expect, and no idea how to NOT feel like this was awkward as f*ck! I had already taken his money! I had already come too far!

As he looked over my feet (F*cking them with his eyes was more like it!) I tried not to overthink what was about to happen! The bottoms of my feet suddenly felt so naked and vulnerable... What if this feels super weird? Or better yet, what if it feels super hot, or tickles the f*ck out of me?!

As all these thoughts went through my mind, I tried to busy myself with ignoring them, put on my best pokerface, (resting b*tch face?) and buckled in for this k*nky as f*ck ride!

The Wonders Of Worship: The Girl Next Door