You have been talking to a beautiful woman on Tinder for a couple weeks and it's your day off so you ask her if she would like to come over and hang out. She agrees!

You cleaned the house really nice and are sure she will be impressed. When she arrives she's just as pretty as the pics and greets you at the door with a big smile. You invite her in and she has a seat on the sofa.

She seems a l*ttle nervous and explains she doesn't meet men at their houses often but the b*r scene isn't really her thing and she's not one for large groups. But you soon notice she seems uncomfortable. You ask her if she is alright.

She explains that she was going to stop and grab lunch but she didn't want to be late, and that she also had not had breakfast. You're not sure what to say, you're waiting to see if she's going to ask if you want to go get some food or order some takeout but before you can reply, she's jumped to her feet and she's headed to your kitchen.

Without asking she flings open your refrigerator door and says she's just going to grab something real quick. But, you haven't gone shopping this week and you certainly didn't expect her to go into your kitchen at all. She's not happy.

She begins to berate you for being a bad host so you offer her a bundle of ripe bananas sitting on the counter because it's the only thing you have. She's offended. Really offended.

Her anger grows as she tells you that she has special dietary needs that require her to consume more protein and vitamin D than most people, and that bananas just won't cut it, but she has something more suitable in mind. She's going to eat YOU. You won't be the first either. She likes having Tinder dates for dinner, and she doesn't mean free restaurant trips. She grows aggressive. She lunges at you.

Sinking her perfect incisors into your face, she snarls in a way almost not human. A flash of tongue, teeth and pearly whites confuse you, things go dark. Real dark. You are inside her belly and she is digesting you.

Relaxed, she sighs. Lying on the tile floor in your kitchen, the more you struggle the more noise her digestive system makes and it angers her. She smacks her large belly and tells you to shut up. Even as her meal you are an inconvenience.

Belching loudly, she kicks off her uggz and compliments you for what a nice place you have here. Tired, full and still slightly annoyed over the empty fridge and your terrible hosting skills, she decides to take a nice long nap in your expensive bed while she digests you. This has turned out to be an okay date after all.

*This one has some of my REAL stomach noises in it I was able to capture for you, as I actually was very hungry while filming!! Enjoy

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