The custom begins with the camera focused on your tiny beat friend who you’ve been trying to look for ages lying on the floor; the ground quakes as you enter the room after a long workout (adorn in your dirty white crew socks, gray sweat & uggs). You mutter in your booming voice how tired you are as you nearly crush his puny body.

Your shout that your friend hasn’t been around for a while to rub your stinky socks and be your insole in your slippers like you said he would. You then look around the room for him... you hear something so you go and find whatever that sound is, but you give up a few moments later. You sit down on the sofa and rest.... Only to find a tiny man on the sofa... you pick him and and notice it’s your friend you haven’t seen in ages.

You ask him why he hasn’t seen you in months and he tells you he couldn’t stand the smell of your socks and slippers.... You laugh and say that reason is st*pid. You grab him and tell him he isn’t running away this time and you go and rub him up and down your socks for abit, before putting him on the floor and playfully stomping him while chanting ‘fee fi foo fum, you don’t miss with goddess Gia’ and do this for a few minutes! You then crush him and tell him to sn*ff the stink of your socks and do some moon walks with him under your socks.

You then throw him into your slippers and say this is your new home for the rest of your life... being your insole... including Christmas and your birthday! You put them on and walk around the house and doing whatever you can to get them stinker. Then you want to dance so you do and you can tell he isn’t enjoying it but you don’t care, and continue to dance and make him s*ffer. You say this is the best punishment ever so he should appreciate this and you more. You then sit down and dangle your slippers up and down for abit and the clip ends with you having to do chores, so you leave the house with him still inside.

Wear the Ugg slippers, white socks pulled up any sweatshirt & grey or bl*ck sweatpants

I Found My Tiny Sock B*tch Again