Like the thought of being treated as a big b*by? See what happens when an adult is treated like a b*by by his mummy. He’s been trying to be a bit grown up with his own cell phone and social media accounts however he still acts like and is treated like a big b*by.

The movie starts with his mummy talking on the phone about her plans for him and his l*ttle friend whom they see very often.

Then she gives him a l*ttle bowl of b*by food and a spoon so he can feed himself. Oh dear, unfortunately he can’t handle the spoon and drops it making his mummy condescendingly talk to him about it. To make sure he eats something she gives him a biscuit to hold and smiles when he does. However, as babies do he throws the biscuit away from him and his mummy again has to b*by talk to him to show her frustration.

Next she picks up a dummy or pacifier and puts it in her own mouth to show him what he should do, still talking in b*by talk as she does. Then she passes it over to him so he can suck on it and soothe himself. While he’s contentedly sucking on his dummy, she tells him that before he goes to work tomorrow, she’ll give him a nice warm bath and after she’s dried him, she’ll powder his l*ttle bottom then put a fresh nappy or d*aper on him.

Next she’ll dress him and take him to the car and put him in a big b*by seat so she can drive him to work. As they drive along he can suck on his dummy and wave out of the window. People will wave back because they’ll be so surprised to see him. Then when they park in the work carpark, she’ll get his manager to help lift him out of the car.

At lunch she’ll come to work and bring him a nice jar of b*by food and sit on a bench outside and she’ll feed him. After that she’ll put a l*ttle blanket in the foyer, powder his l*ttle bottom again and change his nappy because he will have wet it.

Now she shows him his cell phone that she found in his things and patronisingly tells him she found his social media account and doesn’t approve of the name he was using. She’s changed it to “Big and it’s already had lots of likes from his friends. Now she uses his phone to take a photo of him with his dummy in his mouth to put on his social media account.

When he’s finished work, they can go for a nice walk and she shows him a lovely fluffy b*by bonnet he can wear before she puts him in his pram or stroller. Then she’ll pop his dummy in his mouth and put his teddy bear beside him and push him along. People will stop and say hello to him and will be amazed at how big a b*by he is and mummy will be so proud. Thay’ll walk past the sports ground where his friends are playing sport and he can wave at them but, of course he can’t play with them.

They’ll visit the playground where he can have a swing, then they’ll go home in time for a lovely warm bath. Mummy will dry him, powder his bottom and put a fresh dry nappy on him. Then she’ll lay him in his cot and bundle him up in warm blankets and put teddy beside him.

She finishes her l*ttle talk with him by saying he will always be mummy’s big .

You Are Still My Big