(Part one: Preppy Girl Pranked by Nerds)
It's the Sorority Snob meets Home Alone!
Going for a total cat burglar look here.

Storyline: You start seated, feet up, shoes on at this point. You talk about how those nerds have humiliated you and your H*ney Buns for the last time. Their very existence at this school is an affront to his manhood! You are the hottest couple in school! He's head of the best fraternity, you're head of the best sorority. How can anyone laugh at you two? All those rumors going around about you both are NOT true! You did NOT get off from some nerd l*cking your feet! And he does not have a premature...problem! He lasts 12 entire seconds in bed! He's a strong, virile man! And you think it's hot the way he yells out the name of his fraternity when he climaxes! He's a real man, not a s*ssy! They are all just jealous of your perfection!

Tonight, you two are going to strike back! Tonight, you are going to break into the nerds' house and steal their frat charter and their mascot. They'll be made to leave the campus forever! You're so proud of him for coming up with such a great plan! He's such a smart, handsome, VIRILE man! He looks so handsome in his burglar outfit, you love the way his perfect buns fit into his tight bl*ck pants! Tonight your reputation will be restored and he'll finally get his manhood back! And when it's over, you will not only let him finally indulge his foot fetish, but you're going to have s*x and he's going to last longer than he ever has before, 15 glorious seconds! "You are such a real man! Tonight, after the robbery, your mouth and my feet will have a very long date! I'll do anything you want in that bedroom. Spank your l*ttle tushie while you c*ll me stepMommy. Play Hot Doctor and Naughty Nurse and you can even play the Doctor this time! This will be a night we'll never forget! We're going to finally get what we deserve!"

Can you do a quick-cut, Home Alone-inspired montage of bad things happening to your feet (lots of "Ow! My foot/feet/toe/toes!") and you reacting to bad things happening to him. This part can be as simple as possible. All fake, no props needed, just acting and dialogue. Fun facial expressions, and slapstick acting here.
-Your shoes are stuck "Oh no, my shoes!"
-You step out of them, only to realize your socks are now stuck. "Oh no, my socks! They put glue on the floor!"
-You angrily pull your bare feet free of your socks. "Oh, I'm barefoot and mad now!"
-"H*ney Buns! Watch out for that bowling b*ll! Oh, no! Right on your manhood!"
-"OH, my foot! MY FOOT! Ow! The old nail on the floor trick! Oh, those nerds! MY FOOT!" You hop and flail.
-"Muffin, what happened to the seat of your pants? They branded your buns with their frat logo? Oh, your poor l*ttle tushie!"
-"You nerds think a l*ttle foot p*in is going to stop me? Think again! OW! My feet! MY FEET! Damn thumbtacks!"
-"How dare you nerds laugh at him? He is NOT a s*ssy! He's a real man! Aren't you, Buttercup? Buttercup?" You realize he's not behind you, but has fallen into another trick. "Oh, no!"
-Angrily gritting your teeth. "Who puts itching powder on the floor? Fricking fracking nerds! Ow, my feet! MY FEET! Why the hell did I have to take my shoes and socks off?"
-"Snookums! What the hell happened to your hair? Don't cry, Sugar Plum, it'll grow back! Oh, who cares about your hair, what about my feet?"
-"Drop that brick right now! Yow! My foot! MY FOOT!"
-"I got stuck in a doggydoor! Those nerds tickled my feet when I was defenseless! They did This L*ttle Piggy on me! If you were a real man, you'd get in there and avenge my piggies!"
-"You nerds wouldn't dare throw those cream pies at us! (pause) I. Hate. Pie."
-"That's it, I'm putting my foot down! Ow, my toes! OH MY TOES! Yeow!
-"Careful, Muffin! Don't fall down the...stairs. Oh, no!"
-Leaving the house, you see your cherished sports car has been crushed into a cube. "My car. MY CAR!!!!! Bwa-ha-ha! My car!"

You cime back into where you started, devastated and disheveled, and slowly and agonizingly prop your bare feet up, soles to camera. You occasionally pick imaginary sharp objects out of your feet while you talk about how you both got defeated. You talk about how the house was booby tricked and you both got *njured. They ruined your feet, his buns, his hair and your car! You vow that one day, you'll restore your reputation and get his manhood back! You'll go to every foot doctor in town if you have to. And poor Buttercup! He's a real man, not a s*ssy! How can those nerds have done this to him? You talk about how you're going to visit your H*ney Buns in the hospital every day until he gets better. You'll even buy him a wig. Once he gets out of that full body cast and his hair grows back, he'll be as handsome as ever! You vow to become the hottest couple in school once more. "As soon as my feet heal and my Sugar Plum gets out of the hospital, we're going to be the hottest couple in school again! We'll get those nerds back for all the humiliation! We're going to get his manhood back someday! And when we do, I'll do whatever he wants in that bedroom. I'll j*rk him off while he recites his fraternity pledge. We're going to have s*x for an entire 15 seconds! We'll rule this school once more!" You stomp your feet for emphasis. "OW! My Feet! MY FEET!"

Balarina Schuhe Strumpfhosen/Strümpfe *rniedrigung Nerds Get Revenge mit C4s.com