Alix Lynx!

Hi h*ney, we have a problem. So why don't you sit down for a moment, I have something to tell you. You see I was in the garage this morning and I stumbled across a big box which was labeled "Taxes". And I was wondering what that could be because I've been doing our taxes for the past few years and I didn't put them in boxes in the garage. So I opened that box and went through it and I can see by the look on your face that we both already know where this is going, so you're going to listen to me and you are going to listen well.

So when I opened your box titled, 'Taxes', you know what I found right? A big stash of gay p*rn. Magazines, dvds and terabytes of hard drives, all filled with gay p*rn. What the f*ck?! And I'm not just mad about the gay p*rn, but I'm angry because you've been hiding all of this from me. And I now I feel like I don't even know you. You're supposed to be my husband and share everything with me and I had no idea you were into guys too. Is it guys too or just guys? Maybe that's why our s*x life hasn't been so hot lately.

Now I want to know the truth. Do you like watching guys suck each other off and f*ck each other? Is it more than that? Have you been having gay affairs with other men? I deserve answers! I need to know if this is real or just a l*ttle fantasy of yours? Judging from what I already know about you, I'm beginning to think that you're a l*ttle bottom b*tch boy. I'll bet you want to be the one on your knees taking huge c*cks in your mouth and in your *ss. I am on to you now, there's no more hiding this from me so you better be prepared to tell me the truth.

Does my sexy p*rn star body do nothing for you? G*d. And don't even try to lie your way out of this because your handwriting is on the box. There's no way for you to get out of this. You did this to yourself and now that you're caught you have to face the repercussions. Now I know that you're just a l*ttle gay b*tch boy who likes to take c*ck in his *ss. I can't believe you're my husband! You got caught! I can't believe you are who are married, some st*pid closeted f*ggot. And I guess I'm not surprised that you're turned on by big c*ck considering how small yours is.

I should have seen this coming, I've always known that you were a l*ttle b*tch. And now I know you spend all your free time seeking out men with huge c*cks. How long has this been your fantasy? You prefer c*ck over my huge p*rn star titties? You must be gay. You'd rather suck a guy off than suck on my big tits. Pathetic. I'm so disgusted and I'm embarrassed that I didn't know. I'm disgusted with myself for now I know I'm with a man who doesn't want p*ssy. You're trapped in this world of gay p*rn.

And now I know what you do when you go out without me. It's not just to hang with the guys, it's to suck them off! And I want you to know that I'm so disappointed in you and you should be embarrassed because instead of appreciating the perfect wife that you have with a perfect body, you'd prefer to cheat on me with men. This is so f*cked up! And now you're going to be all alone with your gay p*rn because I'm not going to stick around while you've been lying to me. You could have had me this entire time, no man has ever turned me down, but I f*cked up and married the closeted gay guy with a l*ttle c*ck. I can see now that you're intimidated by me and p*ssy.

You weren't enough of a real man to handle me so you had to go out and be a b*tch for c*ck. You really are pathetic. I can't believe I married you. That's your box of gay p*rn and there's nothing you can see to convince me otherwise. I'm so embarrassed thinking about how long this has been going on behind my back. I don't want you in my presence any more, so go on and gather up your box of gay p*rn and get the f*ck out. I want nothing to do with you. I want/need a real man with a big c*ck. I've wanted that for so long and now I can have it. You are nothing but a loser f*ggot to me now and I could never f*ck you ever again. I'm going to find a real man, not some gay s*ssy l*ttle b*tch who f*cks around behind my back. Now take your gay p*rn and get out of my sight.

I Found Your Gay P*rn Stash, I Can't Believe I Married A Closeted F*ggot!

I Found Your Gay Prn Stash, I Can't Believe I Married A Closeted Fggot!