This is what you really want. You think you're tough, watching real men fight each other on TV - but where are you? Sitting on your *ss, stewing in your mind. You transmute your inner frustration into these sweaty, hot fights. And you wouldn't last 10 seconds in that ring, you p*ssy.

I know what type of man you are, and denying who you are is just making you - and everyone who knows you - miserable. You're frustrated by your lack of s*x, and your lack of s*x is a direct result of your toxic, delusional personality. You're a twisted knot of masculine inadequacy, aren't you?

Let me give you what you really want: a gang bang in that ring, with those men. You think you want to be like them, but in reality, you want them inside of you.

So get in the ring, you pathetic l*ttle knotted-up incel! Get your *ss in there and take a pounding.

These men are born and bred for hurting people, and right now their hormones and appetites are at their peak performance level. Take one for the team and help them fuel that fire that oozes from their every pore.

You can feel their hot breath on your wet skin. You can hear their deep growling in your ear as they take you from behind.

I have a GREAT time, describing every single action you s*ffer, bl*w-by-bl*w. Can't you tell, by the fact that this is over an HOUR long? And I want you to have it, because you desperately need it. So it's priced ridiculously low. Just for you, l*ttle b*tch boy.

Sworn enemies c*m together, as they double-penetrate and spit roast you, weeks and months of enforced celibacy feeding their fury. They unleash a s*xual destruction on you that you have never imagined. They penetrate your h*les with incredible strength, so deeply that you fear they might actually rip you a new *sshole. Load after load of hot champion c*m is injected into your body, and c*ck after massive hard c*ck pummels your soft and s*x-starved, latenty homo-desperate l*ttle weak body.

You know you're a b*tch, and you try so hard to compensate for it. But these men have something in common with me: They can smell a hungry h*le and a desperate loser from a mile away.

Gay for MMA