Today is Valentines day and you still havent figured out what to give your man. You've been too busy being angry about Transgender women and reading the bible to figure out how to smite them, as well as highlighting all the passages that affirm they are evil.

You don't want them using the same bathroom as your littlesister! There are not females, they are men in dresses and they all want to hurt you and take over the world! who can focus on Valentines day when such abominations are walking the earth freely? Its your job as a good Christian woman to make sure everyone knows they are sinful and also that Jesus saves. But not trans females. Because they have p*nises and wear womens clothing.

But the pressure is on! He will be home at 5pm and you have nothing to give him, but are sure he's gotten you something wonderful. He always does.

Last year he got you new white bed sheets, a and a new cross with some gasoline. That's a hard one to top. Your mind wanders again to transgender females. Why can't you stop thinking about them?!!

You turn to the bible for the answer to both questions, and find them in the same message. It comes from the holy ghost! You've been so diligent, your face ever-turned toward G*d and then it comes to you. The reason you can't stop thinking about transgender females is because that's what your right white man wants for Valentines day.

He doesn't want a new drill or a tie or socks. He wants a ladyboy.

Yes, every sunday after service he runs home to his computer and tells you that he is doing solo bible study but he's really doing home tits with d*cks study. He's been infatuated with trans women for quite some time now but it's ok! It looks like a lady so that isn't gay.

This is why you're so threatened, why ALL right women are so threatened by trans women. They have better tits than you, suck better d*ck than you, are more eager to please and most of all, they have a big valentines day pickle your right white hubby would give anything to gobble down on.

So pray, Christian step-sister. Pray on how to be the best wife this lovers day. Do what the holy ghost tells you and get your right white hubby the ladyboy he's been dreaming of!

What the Right White Man REALLY wants for Valentines Day