Hey sweetheart, how was your day? Good? Well, that's nice. Tell me, why was it so good?

Come on, there must be a reason why. Let me think, maybe it's because you had a nice l*ttle lunch date? Yeah, I know about that. Who was that skank you went to lunch with today?

Just a friend? Like I'm supposed to really believe that. Do you think I'm an idiot?! She's probably that same sl*t you've been texting with behind my back. Yeah, thought I didn't know about that, huh?

And even if you haven't f*cked her yet, I know she for sure wants to. I saw the way she looked at you. And yes, I did follow you. You are my boyfriend and I deserve to know every thing that you do. You are mine. All of you. MINE! And I won't share you.

I'm also yours. Every single inch of my body is yours.

That's how it is when two people are in love. And if anyone or anything tries to come between us, tries to ruin our love, then I will ruin them. Even if that's you.

But maybe I need to give you a refresher on why I am superior. Why no one else can ever compete with me. Pull down your pants. Let me suck your c*ck the way that only I know how to do it.

You know that you just love the way my warm mouth feels wrapped around your amazing c*ck. And that you absolutely love it when I get on top of you and you can feel my tight p*ssy going up and down on your d*ck. And you know what you have to do to keep that happening? To keep feeling this warm mouth with my spit running down your c*ck? To feel this tight, wet p*ssy?

You have to be faithful to me. C*mpletely faithful. I want you to block and delete every single woman that you know. From your phone and social media. But you're going to have to do more than that. I want you to message that wh*re you went to lunch with and tell her that you never want to speak to her again and that you find her disgusting.

Promise me you'll do that. Right now.

Good!

Now, let me get on top of you. I want you to feel this perfect p*ssy that is soaking wet for you to remind you that I am the perfect woman for you.

I'm going to ride your c*ck and then, I want us to come together. Like the loving, perfect couple we are.

Uh Oh, Your Girlfriend Is Crazy