I'm just chillin at home drinking a waiting for Nascar to start when I hear a knock on my door.

I'm not expecting anybody, who would be dumb enough to drop by unexpected on Nascar night?! I open the door and can't believe what I see. Its a y*ung bl*ck man wearing a button down white shirt, dress pants and a pair of

He tells me he is canvasing for BLM and I cr*ck up laughing. He must have missed the rebel flag, the Trump flag and my 2A sign in front of my house. Oh man is this boy DUMB as they come.

I invite him to come inside. Being that his bl*ck head is empty, c*mpletely devoid of any thoughts except for those of watermelon and fried chicken, he agrees and takes a seat next to me. I look down and this fool isn't wearing any shoes and that's when it h*ts me!

He isn't canvasing for BLM at all, this is the neighbor's runaway sl*ve. So, I do my civic duty and grab my shackles and rope, I'm gonna hogtie this bl*ck boy to my bench and teach him about running away from his massa while I wait to collect the reward.

He's cute though, and y*ung, and dumb as f*ck. Instead of turning him over, I decide to have some fun with him. He makes a good ridey-thing and he sure can take a beatin'. I redden that bl*ck *ss with my belt and spit some truths about bl*ck folk and what they mean to civilized people but, the lights are on with this one and nobody's home. He just keeps saying "BLM" and staring at my titties.

I light his *ss UP. I'm having a good time!

Then... another knock at the door! It must be Not just one lost sl*ve but two! This is the best Nascar day ever!

It's not another sl*ve though, it's the st*pid *sshole from the solar company coming to do my free estimate. But it's too late, I already told him to come in. He looks at me, riding this strung up boy like a bl*ck bronco and says....

wait for it. What do all the lilly livered Liberals say?

Thats so racist!

I'm not even trying to deal with a liberal on Nascar day so I tell him to get the f*ck out of my house and take this sillynig with him. Aint nobody got time for that.

ThAt'S sO RaCiSt!!