Alix Lynx! You're at the strip club all alone, again. You find the hottest girl in the club that you are just desperate to talk to. So you take your wallet out and walk over to the couch dance room, but what happens isn't what you were hoping for. Or maybe it is...

You're here all alone? Where are you friends? Let me guess, you don't have many friends, do you? And no one really wants to date you and that's why you've become a lonely strip club loser. I'll bet you go to strip clubs all the time because you're so lonely and you have to pay girls just to be nice to you for a few minutes. I'm right, aren't I? And now you want me to be just another girl who you pay to be nice to you and make you feel special for a few minutes. Well guess what, you're gross, I don't want to talk to you, I don't even want your money. I kinda just want you to go away.

I hate to be so honest but you reek of loser vibes and I just can't even deal. I know I'm the hottest girl in here and I can dance and spend my time with any man in here, why the f*ck would I choose you? No, put your money away, I told you, I don't even want it. I'm not that desperate. You are! You must feel like an even bigger loser now that you can't even get a stripper to take your money. And believe me, if I wanted to, I could drain you dry.

You know I see pathetic losers like you in here every night but you're the only one I've ever flat out rejected You came over to me all confident with a pocket full of cash and then I ripped you a new one and bl*w away your money driven strip club ego. I know you don't have an ego outside of here. Your money is the only thing that gives you any worth in here and I don't even want that, you f*cking loser! You can watch me on stage because well I can't stop that, but there's no way I'm giving you a lapdance

You're so pathetic that you can't even give your money away to a stripper. I don't want you anywhere near me. Why don't you just go away? I'm sure there's some other ugly *ss stripper in here who will gladly take your money. But I doubt it. You should consider yourself lucky I'm even speaking to you right now. The only reason I am is that I truly love shredding the egos of the most desperate losers who come in here.

And you're probably one of those losers who gets off being humiliated by a stripper. I've met guys like you before. I've even let them pay me to humiliate them. But you, you're not even worth my time. This is probably the most attention you've ever gotten from a hot girl like me and you're probably going to go home and j*rk off to it. Ewwww gross! You're a freak. And you know and I both know much of a loser you are. That's why you're here at the strip club all by yourself. You're hopeless. I've never met a loser as big as you and all I do is spend my time with losers every night here Now get the f*ck out of here, I have real clients to go talk to you whose money I actually want to take

Lonely Strip Club Loser Gets Rejected