Princess Ellie!

You've been hunting for awhile, in fact, your entire life. Hoping and wishing that you could find the one. You've certainly come across thousands of women in your life and yet, you remain unlucky. You've had crushes of course, and yet it's never returned. There's just something about you that doesn't h*t with the ladies. You miss every, single, time. And you find yourself discouraged and you're close to giving up, if you haven't already. Now you've been pursuing one half of the population without luck. So perhaps it's time to expand your search.

You need to find a new taste. Give up what you've been searching for and try something new. Something different. But not too different, I mean you have one, you're familiar with it. You've played with it enough. You know your way around a c*ck, don't you? Of course you do, you're a compulsive masturbator. You're always touching yourself, always stroking.

But you don't look like my c*ck on the screen now do you? I didn't think so. You are a beta b*tch, you are inferior in every way that counts in the world of dating. You obviously don't have the looks or the charm or the size. But you've always wanted a bigger d*ck, haven't you? Because yours is just too small. So you should try something new, try c*ck. It's what I've been building up to. So what I want you to do is to buy a nice big dildo, and get ready to practice. Because if you wanna find happiness in the bedroom, you need to open a few doors. And behind one of them you just might find a c*ck.

I mean men are so horny that most of the time they'll f*ck anyone. You're no different and the men you're going to be seeking are no different. All they have to do is close their eyes, you're just a h*le to them. Whether it's your mouth or your *ss, you always have something to offer a man. And when you get that chance you're going to be a sl*t for c*ck because you don't want to mess up this opportunity. So it's time to be gay, or at least bi. And maybe with enough practice with men, you might be able to finally pick up a woman. You'll get some experience and you might even grow some confidence from it. From a big c*ck that is.

So go pick up a dildo and you're going to practice sucking it and taking it in your *ss. I mean you do need to be ready. You want to show that you know what you're doing. You might even want to get some aroma to open up your tight l*ttle v*rgin *sshole. You're going to become bi because it's the only chance you have to f*ck. And you wanna f*ck, don't you? Don't you wanna get f*cked? You can easily find a guy online, all you need to do is go on grindr or whatever. I don't know, I don't have to look online to meet people, but you do. And you have to work very hard for it. Hard like a c*ck You're going to do this right now. Get your dildo and start to watch some of my instructional videos on how to suck a c*ck and take it in the *ss. I'm going to make you bi so that you can possibly get lucky. Now get to it my l*ttle f*ggot and come back and thank me for this advice when you're done.

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