A humiliating day trying to babysit the boy from hell AND present a jewellery sales show. full script below as sent to me x

> This time you have a new job presenting on screen for a tv shopping channel. You have also been talked into babysitting the devil boy from the previous video again, against your better judgement. You can wear whatever you like, nice bright manicured nails would look great in this.
> Like with the other videos, if you can say lots of yeow/yeouch/yowzer etc.
> When the video starts you are warning the boy (who is off camera) that he better behave and not mess up your new job for you or else, you won’t put up with him prancing you like before.
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> Then, you are about to go live on air for your new job. Just as you are going live you realise that he has managed to put a candle under your seat again, you’re horrified but it’s too late to do anything so you have to compose yourself and smile as your presenting slot starts.
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> You are supposed to be selling jewellery on your slot (I got the idea from your beautiful hands video). You demonstrate your rings, showing them off to the camera, sliding them on and off your fingers, moving them onto different fingers to show them off etc.
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> You try to keep composed and focus on the job, but your bum is getting hotter and hotter from the candle. You begin wriggling and squirming on your chair to try and ease the p*in, at first quite subtle but more obvious as your seat gets hotter.
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> You are trying to hide your discomfort, but can’t help pulling faces etc. Soon, you can’t help letting out yells in the middle of your sales pitch,
> Maybe things like “if you like pretty jewellery, these rings are perfect for - YEOW! - err, you.”
> “These rings are such good value it will make you say WOWCH! - I mean wow.”
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> As your bum gets hotter still, your yells become more often and obvious, and so does your squirming, trying to lift your bum off the seat etc.
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> You still try to carry on with your presenting, changing the rings to different fingers etc. But you can’t help yourself and eventually you leap into the air with a loud yell, hopping round on the spot clutching your b*rning bum.
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> The end scene could just be a close up of you rubbing your bum with both hands, complaining how sore it is, how it feels like you sat on hot coals etc .

My Humiliating 1st Day In Tv Sales