Includes sph - small p*nis humiliation - femdom pov - verbal humiliation - c*ck tease - small p*nis rap - laughing - loser symbol - smacktalk

Bwahahahaha! Skinnydick you inspire me! I had a dream about you last night. Or more specifically the only part of you that any woman is disappointed with at first sight. That skinny d*ck of yours! Now you know I see a lot of wang in my job don’t you? So for your p*nis to have stuck in the back of my mind is truly special! It’s not often that I am disappointed FOR other women the way I am when I see your p*nis. I feel like I should erect a tombstone for all the future women that will have you rolling around inside them desperately trying to touch the sides. If you were a screwdriver the whole getup would fall apart! Do you know what makes a woman c*m? Girth. Yes. Girth is great. Girth and length even better! I mean, I even know chicks who have chosen short d*ck over long skinny ones because that thing had some delicious girth to it! Oh my you’re s*ffering aren’t you? Why don’t you just give up? Seriously... Give up. Cos I don’t know how much embarrassment you can take having to see how hopeless they think your pathetic c*ck is them rooting round like a worm inside them. Give the gift of c*ck! Let those chicks have some better c*ck than yours... C’mon now

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