You wanted to ask me something, so go ahead, out with it. Oh, you want my opinion on something? Well, what is it?

Hahahaha, you gotta be kidding! You want my opinion on your d*ck? The size of your d*ck?! Hahaha. Well, if you have to ask, I'm pretty sure you already know what the answer is going to be. Nobody with a big d*ck has ever needed a second opinion on it. The already know how huge their c*ck is. But, let's see. Maybe you're different. Although, the outlook isn't good.

....yep, I was right. Your d*ck is quite possibly the smallest one I've ever seen. Why don't you go ahead and stroke it and let's see if it is any bigger when it's hard. Also, it will be amusing to see how someone with a tiny l*ttle twig d*ck can actually j*rk off.

Well, hard or flaccid, you definitely have the smallest d*ck I've ever seen. I'm going to show you what a real, alpha c*ck looks like.

Haha, surprised I have a c*ck? Especially one that is so huge? This is my secret. However, I couldn't p*ss the chance to flaunt my superiority after seeing that pathetic, beta d*ck. Look at all the c*ck envy written all over your face. It's hilarious.

You know what, I have a great idea. I have a tape measure in my purse. I want to measure our c*cks to show you just how small your d*ck measures up compared to mine.

So, let's start measuring. Hmm, looks like mine is 7 inches of pure, alpha d*ck. And yours, a measly 2 inches. Absolutely pathetic. You know how else I'm sure you can't measure up to my superiority? With the amount of c*m you can produce. I bet my c*m load will be massive compared to the couple drops such a tiny l*ttle twig like that can squirt out.

We are going to j*rk off together and then see just how much more I can c*m. Get closer, watch me j*rk my amazing c*ck. The c*ck that has given so much pleasure while you stroke yours, which has never been able to please anyone. And when I c*m, you're going to get really close so you can finally see what it's like for a real, huge, alpha c*ck to c*m.

Comparing C*cks