Starring Akira Shell

HD (1280 x 720) WMV

*Custom Video* (when slapping crotch, slap the bottom of the p*ssy, not the front where the bladder is
when standing, have legs apart a bit to show off crotch gap)

“I’ve been wondering, aren't you guys ever jealous of how girls don't have b*lls? I mean, we all know what a h*t to the crotch can do to a guy, but a h*t to the crotch doesn't hurt us at all. *smack* see? aren't you jealous? *smack smack smack*, it doesn't hurt at all!

When it comes to this *smack crotch* girls are inherently superior to guys. How does it feel knowing I can take way more h*ts to the crotch than you can? *smack* hmm? I didn't have to train for it or anything, it's just a natural talent only girls have. does it make you feel unlucky, like you were born with a flawed, inferior design? I think so.

Our crotch is objectively better designed than yours. How can you even argue that? There's no b*lls, no weak spot, nothing flopping around. it's just smooth and flat and tidy. *walks* Look how comfortable walking is for us, since there's nothing hanging in the way between our legs, flopping around. It's like silk gliding against silk.

*smacking crotch* is this making you jealous? I bet you wish you could do this. *smack several times* I bet you're wishing you had a smooth, flat crotch with no weak spot *stand legs apart, show off crotch gap, slide hand up and down crotch*. I bet you're thinking of all the times in your life you got h*t in the crotch and how much it hurt, how much better it would have been if you had just been a girl. Just look at me, look at what I can do. *smack several times* don't you wish you had this ability? I bet you do.

*straddle a couch arm or something similar*
Here's another reason why it's better having no b*lls. We can straddle things without any discomfort. We can push our crotch flat against a surface *push crotch flat against couch* without any p*in at all. We can even bounce up and down *bounce* I could do this all day long! and you couldn't even take a single h*t. I guess this is why horseback riding is so much better for girls.

*sit on couch*
And we can cross our legs easily because there's nothing in the way. *cross legs back and forth* we don't have to adjust anything, we can just cross our legs, back and forth, without even thinking about it.

*stand up*
Having no b*lls gives us an unfair advantage in a fight because we can target a weak spot on you, but you can't target a weak spot on us. you know the saying, they've got me by the b*lls? Well it doesn't work on us *grab crotch* because we don't have b*lls! There's nothing there to grab! In fact, our crotch is tough enough that we can use it for grappling and scissor holds. *cross legs* your crotch is a liability, but ours is an asset. imagine your head right here. *point to crotch* our crotch is tough enough that your head could be squeezed right up against my crotch without hurting me at all. you have to protect your crotch at all costs, we get to use our crotch like another weapon. It's kind of unfair, isn't it?

*smack crotch over and over* it's fun showing this off to guys. Does it make you jealous? Do you wish you could do what I can do? It's funny because a lot of guys still cringe at the thought of h*ts to the crotch, even though I don't have b*lls. It's like a natural reaction that as soon as they see anyone get h*t in the crotch, they have to instinctively protect theirs. Sorry guys, but guess what, *smack* it doesn't hurt for everybody. Guys think they're so tough, *smack* but who's the tough one now?

In case you still think being able to take h*ts to the crotch isn't that big a deal, just look at me. I own and operate a cuntbust channel. I’m literally able to make a living thanks to the fact that *slap crotch* I don't have b*lls. I can take h*ts to the crotch over and over on a daily basis and still be fine. I’m able to make a living thanks to a talent only girls have. You'd never be able to do what I do, you'd be in the hospital after one day!

You know what's funny? Growing up, a lot of girls have a hard time believing that h*ts to the crotch hurt boys that much, because for us it's just like any other part of our body. *smack* we are blissfully ignorant to the p*in you know so intimately.

That's the worst part, isn't it? It's not the fact that h*ts to the crotch don't hurt us. It's the fact that we don't even know what getting h*t in the b*lls feels like! that's the worst part, knowing that we get to go our whole lives without ever experiencing the p*in you feel. I bet even thinking about it makes you jealous. So you know what I want you to do? I want you to tap yourself in the b*lls right now. go on, do it. And when you feel that p*in, that terrible ache, think about how no girl on earth ever has to experience that, ever. Picture all of us laughing at you, laughing at your p*in, laughing at your inferiority. I bet you wish you were a girl right now, don't you? Aww, you poor thing. Even though you're afraid to admit it, deep down you know it's true: simply being m*le makes you inferior. You've known it all along." Order a custom video through the email at the top of the main store page, or listed at (at) AkiraXXShell on Twitter

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