I am so happy we finally get to hang out again! It has been entirely too long! Actually, I don't think we've hung out since you started dating that new girl....

Anyway, how have you been?! What have you been up to?! Oh... just hanging with your new girlfriend.. that sounds fun... I guess...

You know what, I can't stop biting my tongue and you need to hear this. Your new girlfriend is absolutely terrible! She is the f*cking worst! She's not pretty, she doesn't have a good body, she's not funny or interesting. She seriously doesn't have a thing going for her. How could someone as amazing and handsome as you be in a relationship with someone like that?!

You deserve better. You deserve me. That's right. I have feelings for you. I've always thought you were attractive, but when you started dating that troll it awoke all these dormant feelings I had for you. Just look at my body. There's no comparison between her and I. I'm infinitely better in every single imaginable way. And I know you feel the same way. I know that you've liked me for a long time now. So, I want you to break up with your girlfriend. Then, you can get what you truly want. Me.

But before you do break up with her, I want to take care of you. I want to take care of your c*ck. I want you to cheat on that b*tch with me.

Your c*ck is so much bigger than I imagined it would be! Sucking it is getting me so wet. I'm getting even wetter thinking about how that skank is at home, probably wondering where you are. I wonder if she has any idea that you're cheating on her right now with someone who is so much better than her. You're getting what you deserve and she is getting what she deserves.

As much as I love sucking your c*ck, I want to feel it inside of me. I want you to f*ck me right here on this couch.

F*ck, it feels so good riding your c*ck like this. I bet that b*tch's p*ssy doesn't feel this good for you. I bet she is going to cry when you break up with her. The thought makes me so happy, I really can't stand her. Now, I want you to c*m inside of me. You'll be able to do this all the time from now on. And once we're finished, I want you to go home, break up with her, and when you get back you can tell me all about it as we f*ck again.

I Don't Like Your Girlfriend