Princess Piper

What I'm about to say makes so much sense. Pretty girls deserve to paid, just for being pretty. Don't you think? You know I'm right. I mean look how f*cking pretty how I am. Look how gorgeous my face is. It deserves to be paid. I deserve money for absolutely no reason. Most pretty girls love money, so don't you think we should get paid just for being so gorgeous?

So go to my tribute page right now (contact information given in clip), and click tribute, and send me money just for being pretty. No reason other than that. I know you don't need any convincing, just look at my pretty face and send it. I'm not going to do anything sexy for you or try to get you off because that's not the point. I don't care about you right now. I just want what I deserve, which is getting paid for being pretty.

You can even write in the tip note, 'Just for being pretty'. And after you send it, when I see my phone light up and see that you paid me for being perfect, I'm not even going to acknowledge you. Nope. You won't hear from me. You're not paying me for anything in return, you're just paying me for being so pretty.

I have so many men who just whip out their credit cards and click away for me. They send me money for f*cking nothing, no reason, nothing in return, just the way it should be. I mean don't you agree? I am so gorgeous, it's so hard to resist clicking for my beauty.

And once you've sent me a tribute, you're going to send again. Do you know why you're going to send again? Because I'll still be pretty. And you can't resist me or my beauty. I still deserve to be spoiled. I still deserve your money. Do you understand? Are you following? So what the f*ck are you waiting for? Do you see my face right now? Do you see how gorgeous and perfect I am? Send again, just for being this hot.

Do you think I'm going to lift up my skirt for you after and show you my body? No, I already told you that's not what this is about. I don't have to give you anything, I don't owe you anything. You will just continue to pay me just for existing. Just for being the prettiest brat you ever did see. Do it again right now. I'm still just as pretty. Over and over and over again. It's so easy being me, it's so easy being pretty.

Pay Me Just Because I'm Pretty, I Won't Even Acknowledge You (iphone)