You said you wanted my opinion on something, so what is it? What did you want my opinion on? Ooohhh, you want my opinion on your d*ck size? You're worried it may be too small?

You know what, sure, I'll give you my opinion. Pull down your pants and let me see what you're working with.

...that is definitely the absolute smallest d*ck I have ever seen. But, you're not c*mpletely fully hard right now, right? How about this, I'll show you my tits. That will get you totally hard. Then I can give you my opinion from there. Who knows, maybe you're a grower and not a show-er?

....Okay, so you are definitely neither. Even totally hard that is still the smallest d*ck I've ever seen. It's like the size of my pinky, and I have pretty small hands. Have you ever even had s*x? No? Well, that's not surprising. You would never be able to pleasure a woman with that thing.

You want my advice? Nobody should ever see your d*ck again. Honestly, it's just an embarrassment. Now, how should you go about this? Well, there's this thing I've read about. A procedure, of sorts. It's called a penectomy. Basically, it's where you get your d*ck cut off. That would permanently solve your l*ttle d*ck problem. That small appendage of yours is just holding you back.

And without that small d*ck, it would probably enhance your other s*xual abilities, so then you could actually pleasure a woman. Also, I have to ask. How often do you m*sturbate? When you m*sturbate, are those *rgasms actually all that great? Seriously, m*sturbating with a d*ck that small would give you mediocre *rgasms, at best. Well, when you get a penectomy, your d*ck needs to be at full hard on, and then when it is cut off, it is like the greatest release of your life. Far better than any *rgasm you've ever had before. And to make it even better, I'll use my hand to get you as hard as possible, as close to cumming as possible, before I chop it off.

So what do you say? You want me to get rid of your c*ck for you, don't you? You want me to wrap my hand around it, to feel a hand other than your own on that tiny l*ttle thing, and to j*rk it off, getting you right to the edge before I cut it off, ridding you of your "small" problem, your manhood, for good.

Of course you'll let me do this. I have to say, I'm pretty excited. Bet this is the only way you'd ever hear a woman say that they're excited to have anything to do with your d*ck.

Now, let's do this.

What's The Point In Having Such A Small D*ck?