I know that I could just stand here and this video would make Me thousands of dollars - long after I've c*mpletely forgotten about it. Planting seeds, hooking you, reeling you in. It's the video sales, compounded with triggers and up-sells, and pretty soon each video is a turnkey business in itself. In some ways, I have automated the predator-prey process. I simply wait and allow My hapless victims to wander into My traps.

I lie to you. I tell you that I spend money on frivolous things, items that turn you on - and I do certainly bl*w wads of cash on those things. But what I'm really doing is investing in Future Sarah's life. The only person cooler than I am is Future Sarah, and this present Sarah is going to make sure She gets whatever She wants. I am simply gathering everything I deserve from you, and making it work for Me. I invest in growth.

The more I win, the faster I win. Simply put, I am awesome. I want to talk about it - and I want you to pay to listen to Me talk about how f*cking amazing I am.

you see Me harnessing My innate Power in service of My own desires, and I am stronger and more intensely focused as time goes on.

you cannot take credit for a single thing. I have done it all - you've been here the whole time, and the reason you're handing everything over to Me is because I accessed you. I opened the door and you walked right in. I am the designer of My life. If you want Me to design yours too, even if just a l*ttle bit, you will sacrifice for the movement. My holographic, shiny, tiny top, teeny bottoms and hot pink zebra platform high heels are just the sweet shiny sugar you need to tickle your tongue and lubricate your wallet.

Get on board, b*tch. Whether you love Me or you hate Me, I'm on your mind. So, pay up. This video purchase is simply a small sacrifice ($29.99 is My commission). I want you to tribute on top of it.

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