Jamie Knotts & Dixie Comet

Jamie and Dixie are both in charge of planning the bachelorette party for for their mutual friend Becky. They are both very close with Becky but they don’t actually get along with each other very well. Dixie is very dark and serious. She’s a 30-something punk/goth chick that still wears her leather jacket and Doc’s but owns a feminist bookstore. Jamie is a bubbly, vivacious, sexy c*ugar type who lives off of her 4th husband’s money.

They sit on the couch quietly eyeing each other, Dixie is drinking tea and Jamie has a glass of champagne. Finally Dixie breaks the ice and says she knows they are both dreading doing this together but it’s Becky’s big day and they need to just drop their differences and figure it out. Jamie reluctantly agrees. Dixie, trying to find some common ground, says the one thing they can definitely agree on was that the Mezmerizing Magician show their other friend Nancy planned for the previous night was st*pid and a w*ste of everyone’s time. They laugh as Jamie agrees and loosens up a bit, mentioning that the Magician's tricks didn't work at all, anyway. What neither of them realize is that the show did work and the shady Magician placed suggestions in their brains the night before to which they are both still susceptible. He gave them both Trigger words and so whenever Dixie hears the word "Supermarket" she will turn into a bubble-headed b*mbo valley girl and whenever Jamie hears the word "Gourmet" she will turn into a Meat-Headed, B*ll-Scratching Step-Bro-Dude.

They decide to each start the conversation by each describing their ideas for Becky’s bachelorette party and then trying to compromise between the two. Jamie says she just figured they’d get a duffel bag full of one dollar bills and go to “Stallions” the m*le strip club she frequents. She says she knows one guy, Armando, that will let you stick your finger in his butt. Dixie recoils in disgust and says she was thinking more along the lines of the 2-hour, nude, Womyn Only, Hot Yoga class her friend Starshine teaches at the Womyn’s center. Jamie rolls her eyes and says no way unless they serve

They decide to try to start small by figuring out what they will have for food. Jamie wants All you can Eat BBQ, Dixie was thinking a vegetarian friendly broth b*r. They try to compromise. Jamie suggests cheese. Dixie agrees, a cheese platter is fine. They can start there. Jamie says she’ll just stop and grab something at the “Supermarket.” This changes Dixie. She starts prancing around energetically and talking about going shopping. Jamie is confused. She asks Dixie what she’s talking about, Dixie keeps talking about all the stuff she needs to shop for, new panties, sexy tops, etc. Jamie says, why are you being so weird, we’re not going to the mall, I just said I’d stop at the “supermarket” Dixie changes back. She shakes her head and says very seriously that she doesn’t eat cheese from the chain market, it has to be ethically sourced. She says she was thinking something more “gourmet” This changes Jamie. She says the best cheese comes in a can. If you can’t spray it, I’m not eating it all the while she is also suddenly belching and complaining about her "b*lls" itching as she attempts to scratch them. Dixie is confused and disgusted. Finally she says she thought they could find common ground but it’s seeming more like Jamie thinks Velveeta is “gourmet” She changes back.

After recovering, Jamie says that of course she wasn’t suggesting Velveeta, nobody said anything about catering from the Dollar store. They have plenty of fine Brie’s and aged fine cheeses at the “Supermarket” Dixie switches. She thinks Jamie is her step-mom for some reason. She begs her to take her to the mall to buy some short skirts and sheer tops. She says there’s a new hot guy in class and she’s trying to impress him with her perky tits and sweet *ss. She’s already made sure that word has gotten around that she’ll totally let him finger her on the first date. Jamie says what the hell is wrong with you?! You’re acting so weird, It’s not like I really care for how you normally act but I’ll take the boring old stick in the mud over this whiney girl sucking d*ck out back of the “supermarket.” Dixie changes back. She says, how dare you speak to me like that. I’ll have you know I haven’t sucked a d*ck in over and the last one had to go through extensive background checks. How can you say that I’m acting weird, you’re acting like a first-class, “gourmet” B*tch! Jamie changes.

She looks at Dixie slyly and grabs her crotch. She says, what was that about sucking d*ck? I could use a bl*w job. Whadja say, sweetie, wanna slob my knob? Dixie looks at her with confusion and disgust. Jamie grabs her and pulls her close. She starts groping her *ss and tits. She says she has a bottle of Boone’s Farm in the back of her Trans-Am if that would help set the mood. We can take my car and park it somewhere classy like behind the “supermarket.” Dixie changes, too, and is now into Jamie’s advances but plays a bit coy. She runs her finger over Jamies leg, teasingly and admits it would be her first bl*w job. This gets Jamie super excited. But Dixie wants to keep it classy so she says she’ll totally suck Jamie’s c*ck but it has to actually be somewhere special. Not a Food4Less or a Sav-A-Lot. She'll only suck c*ck behind a fancy grocery. Jamie says, no problem, I just heard on the radio about a fancy new store that opened up on the other side of town, supposed to be some kind of “gourmet supermarket” They both change back. By this point Dixie was on top of Jamie on the couch, face to face. When they switch they look at each other in shock and quickly get off each other, retreating to opposite ends of the couch. They sit uncomfortably staring forward for a moment before slowly looking at each other. Dixie begins to speak, “I think that, uhm, we need...” Jamie continues, “we need to find, uh...” They look at each other and their eyes go wide. They say in unison, “the Magician!” They hop up angrily and hurry off to find the dirty Magician and make him change them back.

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