Starring Michele James

Michele is in her bedroom taking selfies with her phone for her social media account, which is her most frequent activity. She spends most of her time taking pics of herself and posting them to try to get more followers and likes. She picks out her favorite new picture and posts it before setting down her phone to go look at how hot she is in the mirror and practice her posing. Suddenly her phone chimes with an alert that she's never heard before. Puzzled, she retrieves the device to see what her notification was. Her eyes light up as she reads that she has finally h*t One Hundred Million followers and is eligible to enter the "Gold Club." She films herself doing a happy dance and posts that as well because, why not?

There is a link with further information on how to join the "Gold Club" so she clicks on it and starts reading. Blah, blah, blah, there is a lot of legal disclaimers that she skips over until finally she gets to the instructions. "Step One: Take off all of your clothes." it says. Apparently the app needs to map her entire naked body in order to enshrine her in the club. She ponders this for a second and then shrugs. It's not like she's ever been above posting a naked selfie anyway so why not if it get her in the "Gold Club." She strips out of all her clothes until she's c*mpletely nude and keeps reading. Next it says to pose in her favorite, perfect selfie pose. No problem, she thinks. She checks her hair and takes off her glasses before choosing her pose. Finally she's ready and she snaps the button.

In a flash of light she is enveloped in a weird glow and when it disappears she is c*mpletely gold from head to toe! She goes to check out how her selfie turned out and sees that she's gold. "What the hell, how'd that happen to my pic?" she says. She turns to the mirror and sees that she's actually gold! She looks down at herself and looks all around her body and can't believe what she sees.

Suddenly it h*ts her... "Gold Club." You've got to be kidding me, she thinks. There must be a way to change back, she says as she frantically goes back to reading the directions. She takes several more selfies, hoping they will change her back, but nothing happens. The only option left is to accept the picture. She stops, wondering what might happen, but thinks that there must be a "cancel" option somewhere if she just continues, so she clicks the button. On her click, another flash of magical light surrounds her and she becomes permanently frozen in her favorite selfie pose. Unmoving. A shiny golden statue in honor of her vanity.

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