Script: The Inquiry

Intro – 5 mins

Meeting room, with a stars and stripes flag on the wall. Three congresswomen are seated on one side of a large table with folders/notes in front of them. Representative JACKIE BARNAM is sitting in the middle, with Representative SELINA ROYCE sitting to her left and Representative MARIANA SOTO sitting to her right. They talk among themselves about preparing for the witness. Dialogue can be ad-libbed along the lines of ‘he’s a tricky operator’, ‘we need to nail him on his answers’, ‘did you SEE the reports about his smutty parlour, disgusting’, ‘when we’re done, he’ll have no business left’, etc.

After a minute or so, we hear a knock at the door.

REP BARNAM: Come in.

DR enters. He carries a small, thin flashlight, unnoticed by the congresswomen.

REP BARNAM: (welcoming tone) Make yourself comfortable Dr

He sits in front of the three congresswomen.

REP BARNAM: I’m State Representative Barnam, and the Chair of this bipartisan panel. My colleagues are (she indicates) Representatives Soto and Royce. Thank you for attending this evidence session Dr

DR It’s good to be here. I’m sure we can clear up this misunderstanding swiftly.

REP BARNAM: (tone changes to stern) We’ll be the judge of that. Let me explain exactly why you are here. You know the focus of this congressional inquiry; we are investigating the unexplained explosion in pornography and lewd behaviour in this state . Tens, if not hundreds of women in your area have decided to pose for nude pictures, perform in sordid videos or simply cavort naked in the street . These are often individuals with no prior history of exhibitionism or lewd behaviour. And your name keeps coming up.

DR Well I don’t

REP ROYCE: (cuts him off) There is no justification for immorality. As the elected representative for my district, I have a mandate to stamp out perversion wherever I find it.

DR MASTER: If I could just-

REP SOTO: (cuts him off again) I may not agree with my colleagues on many things, but on this we are united. Pornography and exhibitionism is sick and wrong.

DR tarts to speak, then thinks better of it.

REP BARNAM: So Dr it’s time for you to come clean. The incidents are centered around your lab. Are you behind this rampant explosion in lewd behaviour ? You are under oath, so will be prosecuted if you lie to us.

DR Look, I’m just a cognitive scientist ...

REP ROYCE: Bullshit Dr You’re up to something, and we’re going to take you down .

DR This is outrageous! Since I came in, you’ve done nothing but silence me. And why can’t we hold this session in public? When your colleagues hauled me up here two years ago, I got to make my case in the main chamber!

REP BARNAM: Dr we are holding this session in private so we can avoid a repeat of your previous public grandstanding. There will be no cameras and no press.

REP SOTO: It’s just you and us, and it’s our agenda. If we are to be this state’s guardians of morality, so be it!

DR Well, I don’t know what to say other than I’m innocent. I simply run a science lab, specialising in psychological and cognitive research.

REP BARNAM: So you deny that you’re behind this heinous behaviour ?!

DR I merely work with free-Mentaled volunteers for my behavioural experiments. Any images or videos produced are simply records of my subjects’ true s*xual expression. With respect, I don’t think this committee understands the nature of the female psyche...at least, not as I do.

The congresswomen scoff in disgust.

REP SOTO: You must be joking Dr It cannot have escaped your notice that we are all women. What on earth makes you think you know better?

DR Let’s put it this way. My research has shown that all women have the potential to be sl*ts for their men.

The congresswomen are appalled.

REP ROYCE: G*d, you are a disgusting man. There are many degenerate women out there, no doubt, and they should be ashamed of themselves. But we don’t all conform to your sordid fantasies.

REP SOTO: Representative Royce! I must object. No woman should be ashamed of their choices; they’re just corrupted by the system. They just don’t understand that they’re making bad choices.

REP ROYCE: (with venom in her voice) Oh you liberal snowflakes, you should-

REP BARNAM: (cuts them off) Enough! Colleagues, let’s keep focused on the task in hand. Dr what did you mean all women have the potential to be sl*ts? That’s a ridiculous proposition.

Corruption of Rep Barnam - 1-2mins

DR No, no, I mean it as a positive, affirming statement. (the congresswoman can’t believe what they’re hearing) My research has established that all women have the ability to be sl*ts for men. In fact, given their underlying drives, acting like sl*ts is the most natural, healthy state for them . (the congresswomen scoff and roll their eyes) It’s just about unlocking their potential, by using a persuasive argument.

REP BARNAM: Potential?! There is nothing to unlock Dr You could never convince me all women should be sl*ts for men.

DR You’re a politician, used to hearing debates and judging propositions. Why don’t you hear my argument?

REP BARNAM: (laughs derisively) This should be entertaining at least. Ok Dr convince me.

DR peaks slowly and deliberately, as if what he is saying is profound) My argument is simple: all women should become sl*ts for men, because...all women secretly want to be sl*ts...isn’t that right?

He presses the button on his flashlight. We see a small light appear on REP BARNAM’S midriff, and she noticeably relaxes. She’s not dazed or robotic, she just suddenly agrees with him, and is as confident in her statements as before.

REP BARNAM: (thoughtfully) Yes...yes of course you’re right. I never thought of it that way before. As all women secretly want to be sl*ts, they should be sl*ts.

Both the other congresswomen do a double-take.

REP SOTO: What? Representative Barnam, have you gone insane?!

REP BARNAM: Come on, you heard what I did. Our politics are far too polarised, and why? Because people refuse to change their views even though the truth is staring them in the face. When confronted with compelling new evidence - as Dr has presented - I change my opinion.

REP ROYCE: But...Jackie, you’ve fought against smut for years. And he didn’t give us any evidence!

REP BARNAM: (she’s less sure, but can’t be swayed) No...he made a very persuasive argument...that women should definitely be sl*ts for men. It’s only natural.

REP ROYCE: That is reprehensible! Men are just doing what men do, it’s those wh*res which are the problem! They should learn to act like decent, proper ladies like us!

REP SOTO: That is outrageous Selina. Men are culpable for their actions! And those women are not wh*res, they are brainwashed by society to use their body as a commodity. You need to show some compassion!

Corruption of Rep Soto – 1-2mins

DR (raises his hands for calm) Congresswomen, please. There is no need to argue. And Representative Soto raises an interesting point about compassion.

REP SOTO: How so?

DR We should empathise with women who want to be sl*ts. Rep Barnam here for example – congresswoman, don’t you want to be a wh*re?

He presses the button on his flashlight again and shines the light on REP BARNAM’S front. She reacts briefly and then speaks.

REP BARNAM: (reflective) He’s right...I really do want to be a wh*re. You know, he has some excellent, well-evidenced arguments.

REP SOTO: Jackie, where are your ethics, your morals?

DR Representative Soto, can’t you be as open-Mentaled as your colleague? You know you want to be a sl*t too.

He presses the button on his flashlight again and shines the light on REP SOTO’S midriff.

REP SOTO: Yes...now that I hear what you say...of course I want to be a sl*t too. All women should be sl*ts for men.

REP ROYCE: (aghast) I’m not surprised at your attitude Mariana. I’ve always known you lefty liberals are all secretly p*rverts. But Jackie, I never thought of you as some...shameless h*ssy!

REP BARNAM: I don’t understand what you’re objecting to?

REP SOTO: Why are you being so unreasonable Selina?

Corruption of Rep Royce – 1-2mins

DR Rep Royce, don’t all women just want to be slutty wh*res?

He presses the button on his flashlight again and shines the light on REP ROYCE’s front.

REP ROYCE: You know what? He’s right. All women want to be slutty wh*res. I know I do.

REP BARNAM: Thank goodness you’ve seen sense.

DR Great, we’ve built a political consensus. So, we agree that all women want to be sl*ts?

(all the congresswomen agree, nod, etc. in a professional, matter-of-fact manner – e.g. “yes, definitely”, “of course”,etc.)

DR o that would mean that you congresswomen are all desperate horny sl*ts, hungry for c*ck?

He shines the light again and draws it across all their chests.

REP BARNAM: That’s correct Dr I don’t understand why you’re stating the obvious.

REP ROYCE: Precisely. We are all desperate horny sl*ts, hungry for c*ck.

REP SOTO: (dismissive) Yes, yes, we’ve established we’re all slutty wh*res. Let’s move on.

Stripping – 5mins

DR Excellent. Since we’re agreed on that point, let’s move onto the next item on our agenda. (he’s changing the terms of the meeting from ‘their’ agenda’, but the corrupted congresswomen don’t notice this) What action should wh*res - like yourselves - take to help other women understand their true nature?

REP BARNAM: True nature as wh*res? Well, that is an interesting question, and not one this committee has considered before.

DR What about uniform? As a sl*t, wouldn’t it make you feel more comfortable to be naked?

REP BARNAM: That is farcical! What kind of depraved people do you think we are?

REP SOTO: We started to build common ground, and then you poison the debate with this dehumanising, objectifying idea.

DR I think my proposal has merit. Don’t you think so Representative Soto?

He presses the button on his flashlight and shines the light on REP SOTO’s front.

REP SOTO: Then again, you have a good point. Speaking as a sl*t, I would feel more comfortable being naked. Perhaps we should allow women to be naked in public?

REP ROYCE: I knew it! You’ve always been a shameful deviant!

DR I think Soto’s proposal is too cautious. It doesn’t go far enough, right?

He presses the button on his flashlight and shines the light on REP ROYCE’s front.

REP ROYCE: Mmm...yes you’re right. Enough liberal hand-wringing from you Mariana! We should make it compulsory for women to always expose their bodies!

REP BARNAM: Really Selina? But you sponsored a Bill banning sleeveless dresses from the Statehouse on the grounds of public indecency!

REP ROYCE: I’m entitled to change my Mental. Desperate sl*ts like us should always be naked.

REP SOTO: It’s rare that I agree with Selina, but she’s c*mpletely right.

REP BARNAM: I don’t believe what I’m hearing.

REP SOTO: Jackie, sl*ts like us should be naked all the time – give in to your natural drives!

REP BARNAM: This is crazy – to think I respected you both!

DR Perhaps you need to hear my argument Rep Barnam. Sleazy b*tches - like you - should expose their bodies all the time.

He presses the button on his flashlight and shines the light on REP BARNAM’s front.

REP BARNAM: Of course...I’m a sleazy b*tch, therefore I should expose my body all the time. Colleagues, I apologise for my intransigence. I think we are agreed that all women should be naked, so let’s vote. Do I have a first?

REP ROYCE: (puts her hand up to vote) First.

REP BARNAM: And a second?

REP SOTO: (puts her hand up to vote) Second.

REP BARNAM: Excellent. Motion carried. Colleagues, let’s set an example for the American people.

She stands and starts taking her clothes off. The other congresswomen follow suit. REP BARNAM leaves on only her heels and open crotch pantyhose. REPS SOTO and ROYCE leave on their heels plus hold-up stockings. They briefly admire each others’ bodies before sitting.

Masturbation – 5mins

REP BARNAM: Now that’s settled, let’s get back to the business at hand. Which was...er...

She’s lost her train of thought, due to the effect of the Mental Domination light. The other congresswomen try to remember, but they’ve forgotten too.

DR We were discussing sl*ts’ responsibilities.

REP BARNAM: Right...er...that sounds...yes?

DR That’s right. As a member of this committee, (he’s again changing the terms of the meeting, without them noticing) I propose that sl*ts should be wet and ready for men at all times. After all, if sl*ts are always desperate for c*ck, they should be ready to enjoy it.

REP ROYCE: I guess that makes sense? We have to hear him out at least, as he’s a member of the Committee...?

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