Tessa and Leilani are here to play Strip Mogadishu. It’s been awhile since I’ve explained the rules, so here I go again. The game is like Rock-Paper-Scissors, except with five possible throws instead of three. They are:

Earth: closed phist

Air: flat palm

Fire: two outstretched fingers in the shape of a V

Water: three outstretched fingers in the shape of a W

Man: one outstretched finger

You might notice that Earth, Air, and Fire look a lot like Rock, Paper, and Scissors, and they wprl the same way as far as what beats what. So:

Earth sm*thers Fire, like Rock crushes Scissors

Fire consumes Air, like Scissors cut Paper

Air erodes Earth, like Paper covers Rock

The other two throws work like so:

Water erodes Earth

Water quenches Fire

Air evaporates Water

Man drinks Water

Man breathes Air

Earth crushes Man

Each throw beats and is beaten by two others. Frankly, I’m pretty proud of this game. Teach your friends.

Now that that’s out of the way, on with the video. Jesse watches the game with avid interest, because I felt sorry for him having lost Episode 626 (spoiler) so I decided to award him a pity-bl*wjob from the loser of this one. If you’ve been following Lost Bets Productions, you know that one of these girls has had terrible luck, finding herself on the losing end way more often than chance would dictate. This game was no exception as she lost over and over again and got pretty p*ssed about it. She complained that the game must be rigged, but I assure you it was not. The winner teases her by saying that while Man breathes Air, the loser breathes d*ck. I felt so sorry for her (what can I say, I’m a softy) that I let her count things as clothing that I normally wouldn’t. It didn’t help. After 9 minutes, Tessa is absolutely dominated in a crushing 9-2 defeat.

The winner grabs a camera to get pictures as the loser goes down on her knees to perform her forfeit. She’s a tiny girl facing a big d*ck and needs to stretch out her mouth to accommodate it. Jesse takes the camera and gets some great POV shots of the loser with his d*ck in her mouth. After losing 626 and watching his girlfriend’s body get taken by Jake and Leilani, Jesse is frustrated and horny af, which her proves by giving the loser a mammoth facial and getting c*m all over her chest and tits. She needs a shower, but I, cruel bastard that I am, tell her that it has to be a cold one. She manages to get herself clean while shivering under the frigid water and leaves the shower with nipples that could easily cut glass.

This is the STANDARD version, presented in widescreen 640x360. The high-def version is available for a buck more

Episode 631

Strip Mogadishu with Tessa and Leilani (ft. Jesse)