Your girlfriend has been trying to get you to do yoga forever. She tells you that it's good for your circulation, mind flow, focus and overall health. But you're not interested in doing girly things like that, you're too much of a manly man!

She grows increasingly annoyed with you. Especially since you love sitting there watching her do yoga, staring at her *ss and her amazing posture. She's so flexible and it makes your d*ck hard. But you are unenthusiastic to compromise, you won't even try.

She teases you, doing some vinyasa sun salutations in your favorite yoga pants her *ss looks great in. She does a full forward fold in hip stretch and can feel your eyes on her.

Sweetly, she tries one more time to convince you. But she has ulterior motives.

She explains how a lot of people who do yoga use essential oils to calm themselves and soothe anxiety before starting. You think that if you pretend to try yoga for a moment she might give you a bl*wjob so you agree. Revealing the big bl*e bottle of 'essential oils' she tells you this is a special blend to help make you very relaxed, made just for yoga. She got it from a yogi she knows just for you.

Whatever.

She instructs you to take 3 deep breaths and exhale, then take a deep breath inhaling the special essential oil and hold for 3 counts, exhale and repeat.

and repeat

and repeat

and repeat.

Your head starts to spin, swim... you are in some kind of trance. She laughs.

You really thought this was a blend of essential oils? You idiot. More like a blend of

The most powerful You laugh. She has you in the palm of her hand. She tells you that she is tired of your chauvinistic behavior and she is going to emasculate you to teach you a lesson. There will be no yoga today. While she places you in butterfly position, you laugh. You're dumb, all you see is swirls and you're very willing to do anything she says.

You're going to eat your c*m. She is going to play with your c*ck and you're in such a trance that it feels better than it ever has. You're going to explode, c*m so hard and when you do, you'll open your mouth, sh*ot the load deep inside, coating your throat and you'll swallow it all.

You agree, no disagreement, no resistance. You'll do anything she says. Look at your c*ck as it explodes. Now EAT IT.

Yoga and CEI trance