In the final part of my f*ck Diet January series... it's Pizza Night.

Of course there's a twist.

Sending Bl*ck Sheep out for pizza he's surprised to see I've ordered just one.

"I'll share it with you," I tell him.

I send him away to take his clothes off and while he's away I pick up two slices of pizza (I'm feeling generous) put them in a dog bowl and add a special ingredient.

I've a l*ttle dry skin on my feet, so what better way to treat him than by scraping my foot dust into his pizza.

Upon his return, I tell him he's eating it out of the bowl on the floor.

I sit on the bed in my luxury, while he is eating like a dog on the floor.

I add more of my foot dust to the pizza, this time to his horror in front of him

There's some garlic sauce come with the pizza - so I put a tub into his bowl and mush it and crush the pizza with my, now smooth, size 10 feet (UK8 / EU42)

Of course, I then have him l*ck my feet clean - grease and pizza and garlic... ooh... it can't be the most pleasant for him.

I leave him for a while to get his face right in the bowl while I finish my pizza.

But, I'm not done yet.

When he's all but finished, I decide to offer him a drink to wash it down with.

First teasing him by pouring coke from above, then by spitting it straight into his mouth.

I then get the idea to have him sup the drink through my sweaty sock.

I then have him lying on his back, sucking coke straight from the sock, which is full of dust and sweat - whilst pouring more onto the sock for him to suck out.

Meanwhile, I also add some to his dog bowl - so that when I finish it leaves him to finish his pizza, a mess of left overs, foot dust, garlic and coke. Bon appetite.

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