Hey! Peko here. Again. Looks like you didn't listen. Again! Surprise surprise. So I thought I'd enlist in the help of my friend Whitney Morgan today and talk to you about why you need to circumcise that floppy, nasty, DISGUSTING excuse for a d*ck. Poor Whitney, she's having to hold back her puke because she can't believe you aren't cut. So gross!

We have some props here today. Hot dogs to represent the d*ck, and bologna to represent that nasty *ss foreskin of yours. Why on earth would you want to run around with an *ncircumcised d*ck? I hold up a hotdog with two pieces of bologna "I've seen *ncircumcised d*cks that are sometimes double this! It's like a gross, disgusting, fleshy snake of unusable skin!" Whitney says that your foreskin is so long and nasty that "It engulfs that entirety of that small l*ttle d*ck of yours! Hey, maybe that's why they like it! Does all that extra skin make you believe that your tiny l*ttle d*ck is bigger than it actually is?" we laugh and try not to gag thinking about your uncut c*ck.

I hold up a hotdog, "This here, is your average d*ck" Whitney gives it a whiff and says "Yup, typical, rank cut d*ck." But AT LEAST it's c*rcumcised c*ck! You know why? Whitney holds up a piece of bologna now, "Because all that" she gags, "SMEGA gets caught in all that *ncircumcised skin of yours!" "You should c*ll your f*cking parents, pause this video right now, and ask them why they never c*rcumcised you."

Now, onto the meat and potatoes of this video. Wrapping a piece of bologna around the hotdog I say, "Today, you're going to circumcise yourself. The good old-fashioned way." I list off the supplies you're going to need- cissors, water...some bandages maybe.

Anyway, remember this is YOUR fault that your d*ck is so gross! I start by holding the "foreskin" tight, and cut around the "c*ck" until all that loose skin is all gone. And at the very end, we have a nice clean, cut c*ck. "Doesn't that look so much better?" Whitney says in a mocking tone "It'll heal, I promise."

As Whitney holds up the "c*ck" she's demonstrating on, she yells at you "Smell your d*ck! Pull that nasty *ss foreskin back and take some of that smegma and put it on your lips, see how it tastes. F*cking disgusting" Whitney then slices off a hefty amount of "foreskin" and continues her procedure, "You know that nice V shape that you see on nice clean cut c*cks? This is what we're going for"

As Whitney and I finish the operation, two pairs of beautiful, cut d*cks remain. Don't you want women to have s*x with you? Then you need to f*cking do this.

Tired of your indifference, we decide to circumcise you ourselves. We dump a boatload of on your crotch to sterilize you and Whitney grabs the scissors and I hold your foreskin taut. She snips a curve around your c*ck- uh oops! I rush for the c*tton swabs, "Is it supposed to..." "Oh our eyes widen in surprise as we look at our handiwork "We got all of that nasty skin, it's gone, it's good!" I apply pressure to your crotch and instruct you not to be worried as I put some medical tape around you to help staunch the flow.

Now, uh, we'd recommend following up with a plastic surgeon in a few days, ladies are going to want to suck and f*ck that c*ck 24/7! We swear!

Peko Lux and Whitney Morgan Think Uncut C*cks are Gross and Circumcise You (HD)