This clip originally appeared in 2016! - A truly f*cked up holiday humiliation task!

Did you stuff your face this holiday? Did you have some pie? By the time dinner is over, everyone is full and there’s lots of pie leftover. That’s what you sneak down in the middle of the night to eat. The great thing about pie is that it’s ooey gooey in the middle and moist throughout. So, I’m going to give you a cooking show style lesson on how to f*ck a pie. Let’s have dessert together.
Just look at that soft center. I can hear the wetness in there when I penetrate it with my finger. Mmmmmm. I can’t wait to demonstrate, with my own d*ck, how to get into this goodness. You’re already hard, thinking about me and my adorable body in this teeny tiny apron.....so you’re ready to use that d*ck of yours. Let’s get rid of that apron and get comfortable. First, we test the pie. A l*ttle foreplay. Dip the tip in gently, letting the pie give way like a good girl. What a p*rvert you are - you’re about to sexualize an innocent l*ttle pie. But you can’t help it that you’re a p*rvert, so you may as well dive right in. This pie is for f*cking. Now, choose whether you want to f*ck it cold or put it in the microwave for a few seconds to warm up that baked p*ssy. Are you ready?
Straddle that plate between your legs, and slowly slide it in....just the tip. Let’s savor this before we really go nuts on it in a minute. Just think: someone could catch you at any minute, and they could see you naked in the kitchen, f*cking a goddamned pie. If you’re alone, I want you to film it for me. I want to catch you. Look what you’ve become: you f*ck pies now.
Put it on the floor so you can hump it like a mutt. If you’re going to f*ck a pie, you need to F*CK the pie, you pie f*cking freak! Get on all fours, because I’m powerful enough to make you degrade yourself enough to put your entire d*ck into a pie. You’re so easy; you’re my human plaything.
Mount that sexy l*ttle plate that’s just asking you to it. F*ck it with me. I’ll f*ck mine, and you hump yours. Wreck it. Destroy it. F*ck it like the hottest woman you’ll never f*ck. Doesn’t that feel good, you sick bastard? Slap it, get nasty with it, really f*ck it. Mmmmmm. Get all into it, from all angles. This is the best f*ck toy you’ve ever had - you’re going to learn how to bake, after this! It’s all wet and messy; does it feel good and ooey gooey on your d*ck? Do you smell pie s*x, because now that you’re breaking it, it’s releasing all of its sweet smell? The smell of apple f*ck. Go nuts. Get s*xual.
I want you to c*m in the pie. Get it full of your seed and make a cream filling. Let’s get closer, harder, faster, near to *rgasm....unh, unh, ugh, come with me. Let’s come together and squirt that entire load inside that sweet, moist pie. This is way better than j*rking off, isn’t it? And you know what’s a great flavor combination? Sweet and salty.
So.
Let’s eat that cream filling. After all, calories don’t count this weekend. Here, I’ll show you. I’ll eat my piece of crust, and you take a big fork full of c*m pie. EAT IT. Listen, you’ve already f*cked a pie. There’s no lower you can go. This is the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done, so you may as well eat your jizz. After all, you this poor pie, so you should clean up that mess you’ve made. Pie fucker! Someone made this nice pie for you and worked so hard on it, and you go and f*ck it! Your d*ck is covered in pie! L*ck it up. Eat the rest of it. Destroy the evidence. Just eat it.
You just f*cked a pie for me, pie fucker.

The original update is here: Pie Fucker!

CLASSIC CLIP - Pie Fucker! - STANDARD DEF