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My friend had a moving party the previous night. I notice 3 pairs of size 5 shoes on the floor, so I c*ll my friend to let her know that she forgot them.

She tells me that a girl named Snooki must have left them. Wait, that's not the same Snooki that we went to school, is it? Why did you invite her? She used to bully me in school for being a lot shorter than her. She then tells me that Snooki is only 4 feet 6 inches tall now!! That just happens to be the height of the 2x2 board that I just cut a few minutes ago. She tells me that Snooki will be coming to pick up the shoes later tonight, then we hang up the phone.

I am just over 5 feet 8 inches tall. I look at my 2x2 board, and imagine it being Snooki. I really notice how small she is and think of things I would be able to do to her. I lean on it, see if she would fit under my armpits, go up and down on my tippy toes while flexing my calves as I tower over her, and laugh about how puny she is! I cant wait until she gets here!

Now to try on her tiny shoes! She has a white pair of Birk (Birkenstock) sandals, a brown leather pair of shoes, and a sparkly silver pair of high heel shoes. Since I normally wear size 9 shoes, I have a blast trying to squeeze my feet into Snooki's tiny size 5 shoes!

I try the Birk shoes first. I squeeze my toes in until they are where they are supposed to be, noticing how my heel sticks out the back side. I then push my heel in all the way causing my toes to hang out the front! I try squeezing my feet in the tiny high heel shoes, and even attempt to stand in them. I try on the final pair which is made of leather which should stretch more. I push my foot in while pulling hard on the back of the shoes. Will I be able to squeeze my feet in c*mpletely? Well, I'm sure going to try! I laugh as I try to get them on c*mpletely. Oh, Snooki would be so mad if she knew what I was doing. Haha, that's what makes this so much fun!

Note: Two different camera view throughout the entire clip!

Snooki My Former Bully