I have to be honest here, and I hope he's not offended by this, but JD is not the sharpest tool in the shed. For example, he thought that smoking was good for you because it gave your lungs a nice protective coat of tar. Seriously. Anyway, that's probably why he mucks up the intro for this one, but that's okay. There was another technical muckup with the game, but I'll get to that. First, the game itself.

It's not our usual strip game fare, since the girls start out naked. (One of them will end up wearing something , but it won't be clothes.) JD starts out dressed, but that changes quickly. The girls take turns trying to make him c*m by any means necessary. They were supposed to switch turns every 30 seconds but I goofed and set the timer for 20. Meant that just as JD started getting close, the buzzer would go off, which might have actually improved the game. And when I say “by any means necessary”, I ain't kidding. I don't think I'd want a bl*wjob from these girls, because their technique is not one I'd enjoy. Among other things, they:

Use their teeth Squeeze his b*lls Wear rings on their j*rking hands Slap his thighs Spank his *ss Pull his hair

Ladies, you're both incredibly attractive, but I'll p*ss, thank you very much.

When JD's about to c*m after about ten minutes, the soon-to-be-winner points his c*ck at the loser ( April ), who gets a sticky chestful of c*m. That's not the only sticky thing she gets on her chest. I'll admit this is kind of a weird combination of a hardcore game and softcore forfeit, but what the hell: variety, right? Speaking of variety, after nearly two dozen wet-and-messy episodes I'm finding it harder to come up with new and creative things to smear on a loser's naked body, but I haven't run out of ideas just yet. The loser of this one gets turned into breakfast.

Yes, a nice hearty breakfast, featuring eggs, bacon, sausage (both links and patties), and mini-pancakes. Lots of syrup and butter help things adhere. Bacon and tits, two of the things that make life worth living, combined, together at last. Who could ask for more? Ends with the loser getting as clean as she can in the shower.

This is the STANDARD version, presented in widescreen 640x360. The high-def version is available for a buck more.

Episode 543

Bl*wjob Race with April and Ana Molly (ft. JD)