Princess Kendall Olsen

We're going to play a fun role reversal today. I want you to sit there and pretend to be a hot chick, pose for me, tease me, lol. And I'm going to lay here and pretend to be you. It's going to be so enlightening for you because I'm going to show you what you look like when you're j*rking off to me, lol. Have you ever watched yourself j*rk off in the mirror? You should, then you'd see what I see.

Now watch me, look how st*pid I look, look at the dumb faces I'm making. That's you! That's what I have to look at! LOL I can't help but laugh as I mock you, you losers just look sooooo st*pid when you j*rk. It's f*cking hilarious. You look like a zoned out zombie staring at the screen, beating it furiously. Awww you don't have to feel embarrassed, I'm just teasing you, lol. I know you feel dumb right now.

And it's not only the faces you make but it's also the noises you make and the things you say. You sound so ridiculous, grunting and moaning away while you beg to be humiliated. G*d you losers are so dumb. Keep watching me loser, am I doing a good impersonation? Mocking you is so fun, and the thing is, you love it too! Guys m*sturbating is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Do you think I actually like watching you losers? Of course not!

You love this attention, this type of humiliation. And you wonder why no girl wants you, You j*rk off all day long making dumb faces, I mean I don't even think I can contort my face into the ridiculous expressions you guys make. Here, let me try, You get this crazed, glazed over look in your eyes. Wow this is f*cking hysterical. I mean not only do you look dumb, but you're getting off to this! How pathetic! Go on, watch me mock you as you j*rk idiot. If you only knew how f*cking dumb I think you are. You f*cking moron!

J*rk it loser, j*rk it hard. Put a mirror in front of you so you can watch me and yourself at the same time and you'll see how spot on my impressions are. Or maybe turn your webcam on and make a recording and then watch it afterwards so you can see how st*pid you look while you j*rk to me. And to help you c*m, I'm going to attempt to mimic your st*pid cumming face and the noises you make as you c*m. I know you'll love seeing just what I do, when I have to watch you pathetic losers c*m. You all make this st*pid noise when you c*m, it's almost like you're ch*king, so embarrassing for you. Even I feel dumb just mocking you, you idiots must feel so st*pid every time you c*m. You look c*mpletely ridiculous. I hope you know that now after watching me.

Mocking How F*cking St*pid You Look When You J*rk (iPhone)

Mocking How Fcking Stpid You Look When You J*rk (iPhone)